What are five questions that you've never been asked?

[MrScorpio]

You don't have to provide answers for them, just the questions themselves.

[HopeHoops]

1. Are those your real breasts?

I'm a guy.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. 1. Why is your clothing saturated with the Pope's blood?

Nor also:

2. How many tons of birdseed are purchased annually by credit card?

3. Let us assume for a moment that penguins are real, then why are they not mentioned in the Bible?

4. Is it possible to connect a Chevy S10 drivetrain to a catamaran?

5. What does the moon taste like?


never been asked any of those.

I'll even give you a bonus question:

6. Why are all these Tupperware lids in your ass?

[rug]

3. Have you seen a doctor for that?

When is the last time you saw him alive?

Where would you like the Lamborghini delivered?

Why is there a leech in your ear?

What time does your plane land at Detroit Metro?

[woo me with science]

4. How many mice do you have?

I think I've been asked everything else.

[nolabear]

5. What about Bob?

How much for the little girl?

You know how to whistle, don't you?

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?