I guess "Little Johnny" is all grown up now

[Crazy Dave]

Because I haven't heard anyone say a "Little Johnny" joke for over 15 years.

For old times:

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"

Miss Rogers reluctantly asks, "All right Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate"

Surprised and embarrassed Miss Rogers says, "Wow Johnny, that's a mouthful"

Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob"

[In_The_Wind]

1. ~

:rofl:

[Iggo]

2. Oh!