Pab Sungenis
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Sun Oct-17-10 05:49 AM
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Barbara Billingsley still dead at 94 |
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After dying no less than 16 times yesterday, and having each of those deaths announced in the General Discussion forum of internet political discussion site Democratic Underground, TV personality and "Beaver's Mom" Barbara Billingsley remains dead at 94.
"We thought that she had finally achieved stasis," a doctor who asked not to be identified by name told reporters, "then first thing this morning a new post announced that she had died again."
"So far, it's been about four hours since this most recent death, so we're keeping our fingers crossed that her condition has finally stabilized."
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Sun Oct-17-10 05:54 AM
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Sun Oct-17-10 07:40 AM
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2. I predict that when Betty White dies, |
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Edited on Sun Oct-17-10 07:43 AM by woo me with science
the event will be so rapidly and violently repeated that the earth will be jarred from its axis and sent hurtling into the moon.
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