First rule of Fight Club: If John Mayer has sex with you and dumps you, don't write a song about it

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Taylor Swift Wrote a Song About John Mayer
October 19th, 2010

http://www.thesuperficial.com/taylor-swift-wrote-a-song-about-john-mayer-10-2010



For those of you lying awake at night wondering if John Mayer really did have sex with Taylor Swift, it turns out the answer is not only “yes,” but also, “and he bounced immediately afterward.” How do I know? She’s telling us through the gift of song. Here are the lyrics to Taylor’s new single “Dear John” which might as well’ve been titled, “Hope You Liked My Vagina, John Mayer. Yes, That John Mayer. The Douchebag Singer.” Via Popeater:

It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

[NewJeffCT]

1. Isn't he the guy that said his "member" was like the KKK?

only for white women?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Something like that.

It's one item on a long list of his "pearls of wisdom."

[cbdo2007]

2. Looks like she's just trying to get some publicity for the new album.

[cbdo2007]

4. Actually, there is nothing in the song to indicate they slept together....

Here are the full lyrics:

I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should've known.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine...
"You'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back in regret I ignored what they said
'Run as fast as you can'.

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It sounds more like she just had a big crush on him and he turned her down but may have led her on for awhile beforehand.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. But, wait - isn't she a wholesome family values Christian country singer?

Is this another "Murphy Brown is a wasteland of values" for being a single mom but the Palin girl is "wholesome" and "a good Christian"?

I mean, I don't know - I can't Swift's voice, but there is something about her presentation and attitude that has made me to think "rightwinger".

[dawg]

6. Aww! Taylor ....

I thought you were smarter than *that*! Guess not.

[Lance_Boyle]

7. Beyonce sings it better.

/Kanye

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. "Hey Nineteen", Steely Dan

[nomorenomore08]

10. +1

Cuervo Gold and fine Colombian!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

13. Steely Dan wrote a song about John Mayer having sex?

I always enjoyed that song...until now.

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. he hehe...

[Iggo]

9. Wait a second, wait a second.

How old is (was) she?

[cbdo2007]

11. 19

or 133 in dog years

[Iggo]

18. Oh, thank goodness.

For some reason, I think all pop singers are twelve.

Which is a good thing.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

12. Damn, he nailed her too????

That freaking guy.......

[nolabear]

14. Hey, it's what she does.

If you don't want a song written about you, don't love and leave a singer/songwriter.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

16. It's like saying "don't stick your hand in the toaster if you don't want to get electrocuted"...

Warning me won't necessarily make me want to do it any less.



:rofl:

[Chan790]

17. Oh c'mon...

tell me that if you were single and a complete and utter cretinous d'bag like John Mayer you wouldn't bang Taylor Swift.

She has every right to write a song about him...he's fortunate that she didn't include a verse about his small penis.

[zanana1]

19. I used to think that fame and beauty innoculated you against heartbreak.

I thought all those sad love songs didn't reflect the lives of those who sang them. Who knows? They just might be human after all. (Except for what's-his-face).