Complete this sentence: "God hates_______."

[Deep13]

There are people in this country who are sure not only of what God wants, but also what He hates.

For this poll, complete the sentence: "God hates_______."

[HopeHoops]

1. Assholes pretending they're part of a church so they can be disrespectful to those killed in action.

Satan on the other hand just LOVES the Phelps klan!

[TZ]

2. Where is Joeybee12...I KNOW what that guy is voting for...

:rofl: :evilgrin: Hint..He's a BoSox fan....

[joeybee12]

3. I was the first one to vote!

Glad to see most people see the OBVIOUS choice!!!!!!!

[Deep13]

6. I figured EVERYONE hates the Yankees...

...why should Jehovah be any different?

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Other: The Designated Hitter Rule.

Seriously, as far as abominations go, it's right up there with aluminum baseball bats.

[Deep13]

5. You make a good point. nt

[Arugula Latte]

7. Aqua Buddha

[Redstone]

8. Pretty much everyone, if you believe the Old Testament.

Redstone

[HughBeaumont]

9. Cleveland. Specifically, it's sports.

[jobycom]

15. Cleveland will continue its dry run in sports until the Hall of Fame inducts God's favorite band.

[TZ]

18. Damn it Joby.

here I thought you were going to post something completely sane and rational...

[jobycom]

30. Those guys

must be the goon squad coming to beat me up?

[TZ]

32. Well I think Neal Peart (left side of pic) might

be dangerous with a big fat copy of an Ayn Rand book in his hand I suppose...:rofl:

[jobycom]

33. I remember that third guy whose name no one knows got arrested for fighting in a bar

The lead singer looks wimpy, but I hear his voice can become a lethal weapon. So I fear them!

[rucky]

24. The nomination must've gotten lost...

in love.

[Tikki]

10. , apparently.

[Iggo]

11. delete...not in the spirit. (n/t)

[nuxvomica]

12. Other: vacuums

Nature abhors them and God and Nature are pretty tight so they probably share some of the same opinions. And if you take the word "god" and reverse it you get "dog" and dogs hate vacuums too. The evidence just keeps piling up.

[TZ]

13. LOL

Cats hate them too. Does that mean God hates cats as well?

[nuxvomica]

20. No. It means Satan probably hates vacuums.

Clearly you are not following the proper line of reasoning necessary to make it as Tea Party candidate. Congratulations on that. :)

[Heidi]

21. God loves cats. And here's the proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewdbilSWjaM&feature=channel

[nuxvomica]

22. Thanks for that moment of zen...

:rofl:

[TZ]

23. lol

That's hilarious and the cat has such a "whats the big deal about this" look on his face thats perfect...:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

26. pic included

[jobycom]

14. hate. nt

[Deep13]

27. Everything I write is a lie. nt

[jobycom]

31. But wait, if that's true, then what you just wrote isn't a lie. But if it's not true, then it's true

Now I know how computers felt just before Captain Kirk made them explode. :(

[mkultra]

16. Bose–Einstein condensates are bullshit

[Lance_Boyle]

17. other

"that only morons and other delusionals believe in it."

[Orsino]

19. God hates Hate. n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

34. Yah, I was gonna go with "haters"

[Deep13]

38. Surely He makes an exception for the NY Yankees!

:hide:

[Beer Snob-50]

25. I had God over for dinner

and I forgot she was coming. soooooooooooo she took the one pork chop I had left and made it into a bunch and the one Stone Brewery Arrogant Bastard Ale and made it more. We ate then watched the movie Dogma (her favorite btw) and then played charades (he cheated by reading evryone elses mind)

[snooper2]

28. Last time we talked, he said he hated foreskin

Just FYI...

[lifesbeautifulmagic]

29. Jedi

God hates Jedi. Saw a sign on the internets. So I know.

[Deep13]

35. He can't be too thrilled about those fucking Ewoks either.

And don't get The Everlasting started on Jar Jar Binks! Last time He got drunk on manna schnapps he was throwing Jawas around left and right!

[rug]

36. The unrec feature.

[av8rdave]

37. God hates people who think they have the authority to speak for her

This would include those who proclaim that God hates_______________ (liberals, fags, pro-choicers....you get the idea), those who think that God cares who wins a sporting event or an election, and those who think God wants them to run for office.

Disclaimer: I do NOT purport to know what God thinks or hates (if anything). I am merely expressing a thought in a format consistent with the OP. Any reference or resemblance to any persons or deities (living or dead) is purely coincidental.

[LynneSin]

39. Other - 'Fill in the blank sentences'

:rofl:

[Deep13]

44. I blow raspberries at you!

:P

[Bucky]

40. ...boots

[Bucky]

41. ...fonts...

and Tom Bosley.

[HappyMe]

42. cheap beer

and those hideous Ugg boots.

[Swede]

43. polls

[Deep13]

45. I wonder why that is.

Perhaps making a new poll would help us find out.

[Suji to Seoul]

46. assholes?

[meow2u3]

47. None of the above

God hates EVIL, plain and simple.