Kali says, "I have a cool surprise I brought back from Mexico" What is it?

[Ptah]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9530263&mesg_id=9531765

What is she bringing?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Chick Tracts en espanol.

[Ptah]

9. Olè

[Xipe Totec]

2. I know for a fact that the national drink of mexico is scotch

They export Tequila to buy more scotch.

I speak from first hand experience.

:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

10. The question is - what will she import from Mexico?

:shrug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Mescal

with a really ugly worm in it

[Ptah]

12. A breakfast protein drink is there ever was one!

:thumbsup:

[Inchworm]

4. An old Chebby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynA0aSB6nco

:hi:

[Ptah]

13. Or a taxi from Tijuana

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owq1adHHXoQ

:hi:

[Bucky]

38. Or a bible from Tijuana

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I'm thinking some new truly grotesque and air-borne form of syphilis

[Ptah]

14. I adore your cheerful outlook.

:bounce:

[kayakjohnny]

6. Bullet casings.

By the truckload.

[MrScorpio]

7. Mexicans? nt

[Tikki]

8. My son brought home a nice case of...

chicken pox from his visit to a Club Med off the Sea of Cortes.
He went there along with a half dozen friends when he was twenty years old.




Tikki
p.s... we knew he had never had chicken pox as a child..

[quakerboy]

11. And now I never

want to visit Mexico again. Thanks

[rug]

15. The head of Alfredo Garcia.

[Crystal Clarity]

16. The biggest fart we've ever seen

sent in YOUR general direction. :P

[Redstone]

17. Sounds like something she'd be better off NOT posting in public, yes?

Redstone

[Ptah]

18. If you follow the link, you'll see she mentioned it,

suggesting it was something we will enjoy.

Ptah

[Crystal Clarity]

19. I still think it's a fart...

:shrug:

[Ptah]

20. She can get those here in Tucson from MFM's fart emporium.

[Crystal Clarity]

21. Yeah butt, are they as good?

It's gotta be a fart. Perhaps Mexican ones are better? :shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. Oh, ye of little faith...

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http://videosearch.rediff.com/video_play.php?id=3613757&query=&val=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwhHmDy-t1Y
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[Crystal Clarity]

24. I must say MFM that you certainly know how to find em!

:rofl:

[velvet]

25. MFM is part-human, part search engine

I mean that in the nicest possible way, MFM.

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. You must be referring to my part human, part search engine alter-ego, GFM...

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[siligut]

44. I don't know why this is making me laugh so much.

:rofl:

[Ptah]

22. A fursuit head?

[velvet]

26. what a tease

Why didn't she tell us then? How long is she going to make us wait? Is it a pony?

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. Maybe she didn't realize I was kidding when I asked her to bring me back a hooker.

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One can hope.
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[cbdo2007]

29. chicklets

[MilesColtrane]

30. Marionettes

Yep...I'm thinking marionettes.

[KamaAina]

31. Salma Hayek sans the titled nobility hubby?

:loveya:

[Ptah]

32. Controlling interest in Pemex.

[WCGreen]

33. The Trots...

[Odin2005]

34. Pot, or an STD

[Tabasco_Dave]

35. A counterfeit Rolex

That's what my parents brought me from Mexico when i was 17. My mom bought a cool fake Gucci bag for herself.

[realisticphish]

36. It's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq1SZrZbRMA

[Bucky]

37. A suitcase full of midget housecleaners

[Deep13]

39. A little pot.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

40. An ugly dog that's really a giant Mexican rat? nt

[WillParkinson]

41. A new boy toy?

If so, pictures are necessary.

[tonekat]

42. Montezuma's Revenge? N/T

[Ptah]

43. Gadsen's GPS. Arizona has a seaport!!!

[mysuzuki2]

45. Crabs?

[jmowreader]

46. Just hope it's not Mexican candy

http://www.bad-candy.com

[Ptah]

47. A Thing. Some kind of thing. What is that thing?

[Kali]

48. hmmm

of your poll chioces, teeth and tequila are the closest:rofl:

[Crystal Clarity]

49. Kali!!! .....Welcome Back!!!!

:hi:

[Kali]

51. thanks!

got 400 e-mails to delete, er I mean "go through" and lots of other stuff to update, but I'm BAAAAACK!

[MiddleFingerMom]

50. (In my best Ricky Ricardo voice): "KALI... YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!!!!"

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Yeah, yeah... I know he's Cuban, but you STILL need to get on
the computer (did you EVER think you'd hear someone have to
say THAT?). Stop stallin' and start 'SPLAININ'!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAV3bOJaQuY
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[Kali]

52. I've got some napping to do!

I am exhausted - and this was a SLOW, EASY trip!

[MiddleFingerMom]

53. Unlike some of us...

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[Kali]

54. no joke!

did ONE late margarita night - 4:30 in the morning - then slept until 10, only woke up because somebody came by the place we were staying to give a message.

It was a very different trip.