Let's play: If I had my druthers.

[mix]

I'll start.

Animal friends would shit in the same place once a week.

[LawnKorn]

1. I'druther that one place be the house of a Republican

It is not like anybody would notice or anything

[TheMightyFavog]

2. The Designated hitter Rule would be forever abolished

And the American Leauge would play REAL baseball once again.

[Chan790]

3. We cancel each other out.

There is nothing more pathetic than watching the pitcher try to hit...except Prince Fielder running. Seriously, 350lb NFL NTs run faster and more fluidly than the Prince.