Who would win in a fight? Gilgamesh or Gargamel?

[Fire Walk With Me]

Complete quotes:

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?



Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go unpunished.
Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.
Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce.

[struggle4progress]

1. Gilgamesh was a kinda clueless dude, so I gotta go with that Gargle guy, whoever he is

[ChoralScholar]

2. Dude, Gilgamesh was EPIC!

pun intended.

[petronius]

3. It depends - is Enkidu there?

I think Gilgamesh would probably win on his own, but a little help from his wild pal would make it certain...

[pokerfan]

4. Gil-galad

"Gil-galad was an Elven-king.
Of him the harpers sadly sing:
The last whose realm was fair and free
Between the mountains and the sea.

His sword was long, his lance was keen.
His shining helm afar was seen.
The countless stars of heaven's field
Were mirrored in his silver shield.

But long ago he rode away,
And where he dwelleth none can say.
For into darkness fell his star;
In Mordor, where the shadows are."

[JVS]

5. Gargamel at some point gave up on turning Smurfs into gold and decided to eat them.