Have you ever done anything smart while you were drunk?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

well .... Have you?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

1. Decided to get sober.

:*

[PassingFair]

2. Beat hundreds of Republicans in ties playing Foosball.

Maybe thousands.

Used to play them FOR their ties, sometimes....

[Ptah]

3. Parked my motorycle for the night.

[gmoney]

4. Its arguable if I've ever done anything smart while sober...

[Heidi]

21. !!!

:rofl:

:spray:

:thumbsup:

[Phentex]

5. I kept my underwear on lots of times!

hee hee

:D

[Chan790]

8. and I took my underwear off lots of times!

I guess it depends on perspective. :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

6. Um, wait. Let me think a minute. I'm sure there is SOMETHING that qualifies - Oh yeah!

Remembering go to the bathroom before they had a "cleanup on aisle 2".

[Swede]

7. I once broke up a fight.

Oh,no wait,I started the fight. Nevermind.

[Tobin S.]

9. I don't drive drunk

That's pretty smart, I guess.

I've written a few stories while I was drinking beer and they turned out pretty good.

[Crystal Clarity]

10. Well, I gave my SO my phone #

and 21 years later, we're still togethor! :-)

[applegrove]

11. We used to play trivial pursuit , up at the lake,when we were drunk.

No more cottage....no more getting drunk.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Yes!

I said no.

[Deep13]

13. Wrote a short story.

I corrected the spelling errors the next day.

[Moondog]

14. Yes. I have.

Not often, but I have.

Why do you ask?

[Xithras]

15. I asked a really cute, out-of-my-league girl out on a date.

She was as drunk as I was. Seeing as I'm now married to her, I rank it as one of the smartest moves of my life! :woohoo:

[Sky Masterson]

16. No

I rarely do smart stuff sober :crazy: :P

[riderinthestorm]

17. Yes!! Post on DU! nt

[Iggo]

18. Couple of things.

Mostly outweighed by all the stupid things.

[BarbaRosa]

19. Handed the car keys to MamaRosa

[HEyHEY]

20. I've just not been given the chance yet.

[abq e streeter]

22. Wrote a final paper for a psych. class with no notes, no outline etc. Basically off the top of my

inebriated head...got an A and was asked by the professor to participate in an honors seminar the following semester based solely on that paper. I still have no idea how the hell I did that.

[Joe Fields]

23. In a word, no. A better question might be...

What's the dumbest thing you ever did while drunk?

[PVnRT]

24. I solved the Riemann Hypothesis and demonstrated the fallacy of loop quantum gravity

Unfortunately, I celebrated with some Taco Bell, and, well, I was drunk and out of toilet paper.

[1gobluedem]

25. I wrote a paper that was marked A+ when I was drunk on Liebfraumilch wine

My college roommate thought drinking three bottles of the stuff would help us with our papers. It did with mine (not hers) but I can still feel the HORRIBLE hangover it gave me, whenever I think about it. Haven't touched the stuff since; it was 29 years ago.

[Chan790]

26. Yes, I removed my underwear a lot of times.

Generally speaking, sex is rarely a bad idea.

[MissMillie]

27. well, quite regularly... while drunk

I decide to stop drinking for the night

[Kali]

28. everything!

of course the next day often brought a change of "intelligence":toast:

[In_The_Wind]

29. Yes, I think so.