The Other White Meat of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W, is "thinking": "Geez, they can't be serious! It is TOO a great idea! . . . Duck Wad for President. . . . Something everybody could get behind. Heck, it's easy to remember, and it sounds good on the tongue, too . . . Duck Wad . . . Duck Wad. . . . What the hell does she mean, that she's putting her foot down? And why did Karl have to go and slap me in front of the staff? . . . Of course, I couldn't shut up! It's too a great idea: Duck Wad for President! . . . Geez, it'd take the country by storm if they'd only let it! . . . Everybody knows that people don't have cool nicknames if other people don't like them or like think that they spend all their time sniffing panties and stuff. . . Geez."

[cosmicdot]

1. W: it's a narrow ledge ... but, go ahead, I'm right behind you ...

[Fenris]

2. "Okay, I can tell by that look on your face that you aren't enjoying this.

"Look, if you were uncomfortable doing it in this position you should have said something."