What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

[joeybee12]

Taller.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

:rofl:

I love profession jokes.

[rug]

2. They were leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.

They asked the priest if he wanted to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest said that he would like to face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.

Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat. So they release the drunkard as well.

The engineer is next. He too, decides to die facing up. They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine, when suddenly the engineer says, "Hey, I think the problem is that the cable is binding right here.... "

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. lol - yes!! Perfect.

I love that joke!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. A doctor dies and goes to heaven, and as he's walking around he sees someone in a doctor's outfit.

He asks an angel about it, and the angel says, "Oh, that's God - sometimes he likes to play doctor."

[krispos42]

5. *snerk*

[UrbScotty]

6. Same joke, different punchline:

What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

A pro boehner. (minus the 'eh')

[Bucky]

7. Eh?

[UrbScotty]

11. Instead of pro bono, it's pro b*n*r. :-)

[TZ]

8. I think if you substitute either A-Rod or a Yankees player

for "lawyer" it works better...:evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. What does a rod get when you give him Viagra? (???) n/t

[eyepaddle]

9. What is the differnce between god and a pilot?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

[joeybee12]

12. Good one...I'm gonna substitute lawyer for pilot...

and tell all the lawyers I work with!!!!

[Arkansas Granny]

13. Why do they give the old men at the old folks home Viagra with warm milk at bedtime?

The warm milk helps them go to sleep and the Viagra keeps them from rolling out of bed.