Hurry,ladies,he's still not taken.

[Swede]

:shrug:

On paper, Malik Turner sounds like a fairly eligible bachelor -- at first: He's single, gainfully employed as a "sorter/bagger" for the United Parcel Service, loves the color red, roots for the Rangers and Jets.

The Harlem man loves movies, nightclubs, Coney Island and Atlantic City. His hobbies include playing video games and riding the subway.


http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/give_me_call_gals_lfVoF15zxGSOomEkdrISFL?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=#ixzz13V2HA5cQ

[Ikonoklast]

1. They could copy and paste that at The Onion.

He is not searching for a fairy tale, or even a long-term relationship.

"I just want casual and promiscuous because I don't want anything serious," he said.



Oh. My.

[dawg]

2. All's I can say is ...

good luck with that, dude. Although I am somewhat sympathetic with him. It sucks to be alone. But he needs to lighten up on his standards, realizing that he isn't the prize pony at county fair either.

[WildEyedLiberal]

3. Another mediocre-looking loser who thinks he can end up with a perfect 10

What is WITH these guys? I have to say that I never feel sorry for guys like this who are perpetually single. Maybe if they'd show any indication that they want a partner they can relate to on a personal level instead of as a juvenile pinup fantasy, or at LEAST be willing to consider women who don't look like supermodels, but they never do. Why on earth would a "big-chested, curvy, leggy, voluptuous (NOT FAT)" woman with a "gorgeous face" want to date a schlubby 40 year old who lives with his mom?