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Sat Oct-30-10 10:42 PM
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| So, this zombie and werewolf go into a bar.... |
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Edited on Sat Oct-30-10 10:43 PM by Skip Intro
and the bartender says...get the hell outta here...
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Sat Oct-30-10 11:04 PM
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| 1. A man and his dog walk into a bar... |
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Edited on Sat Oct-30-10 11:05 PM by krispos42
...and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, you can't bring a dog in here!"
The man says "Well, this dog is special. He can talk!"
"Right," asks the bartender sarcastically.
"Watch!" replies the man, and turns to the dog.
"What's that thing on top of a house?"
"Roof! Roof!"
"How does sandpaper feel?"
"Ruff! Ruff!"
"What's the name of the thread that runs back and forth in a loom?"
"Woof! Woof!"
"Who's the greatest baseball player ever?"
"Ruth! Ruth!"
The man turns to the bartender and says "See?"
The bartender rolls his eys and cocks a thumb towards the door. "Toodles."
The man and his dog slump their shoulders and slink towards the door. At the door, the dog stops, looks back at the bartender and says...
"Joe DiMaggio?"
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