Tell us a scary story for Halloween Eve. Picture us all in a big room in an abandoned house,

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far away from civilization, the only light from the flickering flames of the fireplace, the only sound the wind outside. We're all feeling good, and as the midnight hour approaches, we get comfortable in front of the fire, ready to hear your story...

[grasswire]

1. It was a dark and stormy night...

...two brigands round the campfire sat....

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4. as the clouds passed below a looming moon, an uneasy feeling enveloped them...

between sips of harsh wiskey, one began to ponder aloud...

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6. What the hell are we doing here?

Which one of you is so interested in the paranormal that we are just sitting around, waiting and waiting? LISTEN!; did you hear that?

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7. Come on, it was just a bang

See here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9540099#9540164

Bangs? they happen all the time. Unless we see a floating table, ghostly image or a scary, poorly groomed girl coming out of the static on a TV, I am going to find a place to read my book.

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9. Just then! A knock at the door.

A tall, blonde, incredibly handsome man stood there. "May I come in?"

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10. He was the most gorgeous male they had ever seen.

Do co...NO DON'T! A cautious voice rang in.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. It was our wedding night. Filled with matrimonial LUST for each other, I and Sarah Palin...

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I'm sorry. I'm so... ... ... SO sorry.
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That was WAY too scary... ... ... not to mention excessively cruel of me.
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Besides being a lie.
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It was I and Dick Cheney... sittin' in a tree...
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BOO!!!!!!!

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[Dappleganger]

3. *BANG!*

/paranormal activity's demon contribution to the story

[petronius]

5. A bunch of Loungers in a room in a remote empty house? That IS the scary story!

:scared:

[Swede]

8. It would get bloody as soon as the booze ran out.

The horror.

[Initech]

11. George W. Bush got elected thanks to a hanging chad

And then 8 years of shit happened as a result of that. End.

[Historic NY]

12. Whatever you do don't open the door.....really....

it could be Republicorp Zombies.