The Official Lounge Throwback "Talk Like A Freeper For Halloween" Thread

[MrScorpio]

Hey you dummy libuls, how do you like me now?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. DemoRATS arnt giving out candies, because all they know how to do is take.

(OK, apparently I really suck at this. LOL Sorry!)

[nolabear]

2. i know christine isnt a which becuz

whichs are all ugly and green and she's so byuteeful and her teeth line up strait and did you ever notus how pure she is she has never even tuched hurself but if she did id liek to watch an...an...Oh! Oh!! OOOHhhhh!!!!

Mommy?

[Swede]

3. What we need right now in these troubled times is a round of tax cuts.

Tax cuts solve all. Oh,and Sarah Palin is hawt. :shrug:

[MrScorpio]

5. I don't can't choose who's hotter, Sarah or Ann Coulter...

Schmokin' Hawt!

[denem]

4. Take our country back to Christmas.

[charlie and algernon]

6. It was so nice to see Presidents George W and HW Bush throw out the first pitch

I'll be rooting for the Texas Rangers to win the World Series because they share my family values.

[blockhead]

7. WHAT A STUPID IDEA FOR A THREAD

MORANS!

[applegrove]

8. Trik or tweet!!!

[denem]

9. Don't gay on me (+ pink snake)

[pokerfan]

10. History traces Halloween back to the ancient religion of the Celtics in Ireland.

Seriously. Just read it off their site. The Celtics.

[lovemydog]

12. buahaha

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Back in the late 90's, I overheard a co-worker telling her friend...

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...that, because it involved pagans and Satan-worship...
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...she shouldn't listen to "Sell-tic" music.
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[Pool Hall Ace]

20. OMG!! Is that like the Chicago Bears and the Super Bowl Shuffle?

Danny Ainge and Larry Bird singing about Satan! :rofl:

[lovemydog]

11. libs will be deFEETED toosday

becuz obamacare is sosulizt

[lovemydog]

13. the democrat party is scarier than halloween!

[lovemydog]

14. joe mccarthy was a patriotic hero

unduly scorned by elitist liberals

[sarge43]

16. Get a brane moran im series111 n/t

[lillypaddle]

17. Save me, rimjob!

I'm stuck in DUmmieland!

[siligut]

18. Libruls are the bane of politics, they just don't get it!

They are just gellous of us because they can't make any money, so they have to cast asparagus. Pic added because I am so not good at this and a visit to freeperville for examples is out of the question.

[Lucy Goosey]

19. tricker treeting teaches kids to acxept handouts!

If you give kids candy today, they'll be welfare queens when they grow up!

also, santa klaus is cleerly a librul communist! He's from one of them northern countries with socialised medicine, like canada or Sweeden or somethin, isn't he?! Kids dont dezerve toys they can't pay for!

[sofa king]

21. The our tryning 2 raze are taxses1!!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. I'd like to brake your nose, moran

exxept Obamacare would just give you a new replacement nose, and I have to pay for it.

Dam Obamacare.

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