3 teens arrested for choking chicken

[Swede]

http://www.sacbee.com/2010/12/02/3227516/3-arrested-in-strangling-of-concord.html

[BurtWorm]

1. Someone should spank those monkeys

[Bucky]

8. as soon as they've finished polishing the bishop

[sakabatou]

2. Most hilarious news title of the day.

[rug]

3. "Four other chickens were unharmed."

Thank God.

[Swede]

4. And delicious!

[dembotoz]

6. what???? someone had more than 1????????????

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. The animal cruelty is horrendous...

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...and these assholes should be monitored closely for a long LONG time,
as this kind of behavior CAN be a precursor to development as a sociopath.
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That said... (snicker)... chicken-choking!!!!
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#1. Pretty young to have a reputation as such a (sorry)... ... ... ... ... ... hardened criminal.
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#2. I guess as a criminal, I'm about a 50,589-time loser (give or take a few, um... you know... nocturnal commisions).
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[madinmaryland]

7. Well, that what happens when you do that stuff in public...

[Bucky]

9. At first I thought they were hardened criminals, but by now I think they should be released

[Blue_Tires]

10. what a bunch of jaggoffs

[Bossy Monkey]

11. What's the world coming to? n/t

[MilesColtrane]

12. Mr. Miyagi says, "More wax on, and less wax off."

[nolabear]

13. Jerks.