Man, not one email today when I sat down at my computer

[HEyHEY]

Damn, that's depressing.

[struggle4progress]

1. Dear Mre HEyyHEY. I am write because I look for a honest man and your name

camed to me by dream. Please allow me introduce myself. I am Mr Syrus Bojangles, an impost officer at the First Nigerian Bank of Commercial Success. Recently I find an inactive account containing 35 millions, in the name of Abnezeer Switchlever, a British loo paper magnate who is died without issuing heir. The corrupt Nigerian Ministry of Default Account Confiscation is bound to learn of this account and seize the assets unless I can redirect the funds to elsewhere before year end. So when your name Mr HyHEY come to me by vision, I was most pleased to know a way to route these moneys. Can you help? It is for the childreen but very important to proceed quick and discreet

Syrus Bojangles
Impost Officer
First Nigerian Bank of Commercial Success

[pinboy3niner]

3. *SPRAY*

Perfect response! Someone doesn't know when to count his blessings. :rofl:

[HEyHEY]

4. How did you find me on this board too?!

[Skittles]

2. are you interested in a bigger penis, HEyHEY?

there's some products for that you know

[HEyHEY]

5. You mena do I want one? Or am I interested in one?

[Skittles]

6. STOP IT HEyHEY

:rofl:

[siligut]

9. You want one

Don't you know that "Big.penis is like an expensive.car!"? I just copied this from my very own email, sorry I couldn't risk clicking the link or I would tell you more.

[redwitch]

7. WHy, WHY, WHY can't I rec this thread?????

Thank you so much, I needed a laugh more than I can say!

[applegrove]

8. What depresses me is I have an email, waiting for me I know, and my email isn't working. Grrrrrrrr!