I am god-damned falling asleep!

[Bertha Venation]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Help me wake up? I've already had coffee. I ate breakfast. I walked around the floor. I'm still falling asleep.

:banghead:

[HopeHoops]

1. Here...

This will wake your ass up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HDDCJ9lKKI

It is also based entirely on reality - not a myth.

[Bertha Venation]

2. thank you, but I can't watch video at work

I'll watch it at home, though. Thanks :bounce:

[HopeHoops]

3. Shit. I guess you'll just have to stick with the pr0n then.

[tigereye]

4. I always go outside when I feel like that - don't know if that's an option

[Bertha Venation]

5. I can do that

after I put on my parka, hat, scarf, and gloves. It's 27F out there; I think the wind chill is around 20F. brr

[tigereye]

6. that would probably wake you up, though!

:rofl: I dunno, my husband gets out the espresso maker when the sleepies set in!

[Bertha Venation]

8. No doubt it will.

I wish I had an espresso maker. :(

[realisticphish]

7. I'm with you

just one of those days

[Bertha Venation]

9. wanna go for a walk with me?

:walks in freezing cold:

[realisticphish]

10. thats what sucks about working 9-5

I WANTED to take a walk yesterday, cold or not, but it was frigging dark when I got home. And though my neighborhood isn't as dangerous as my last one, I'm still not totally comfortable wandering around in the dark

[Bertha Venation]

11. after dark, walking can be uncomfortable in any neighborhood

I use it as an excuse not to get a little exercise. :(

And my neighborhood is very safe. We're lucky.

[realisticphish]

12. theoretically, this one is safe

my last one was totally not, so there's some residual caution left. Which I don't plan on giving up.

When you relax too much, bad things can happen