FREE RENT+CORVETTE FOR NYMPHO GIRL MOVE TO PHOENIX! (Phoenix,Arizona)

[AngryAmish]

<http://tucson.craigslist.org/roo/2096374078.html>


"FREE RENT!!! + FREE RED CORVETTE CONVERTIBLE TO DRIVE FOR NYMPHO/HOT 18-35 yo petite (95-135lbs) girl that wants to get a fresh new start on life and RELOCATE to Phoenix, Arizona ! Must be openminded and loyal. Must be willing to be fun/hot companion for fun getaways to Mexico, Seadoos, boating, happy hours, travel, cruises, road trips, hot tub, movies, barbequeing.Must enjoy receiving nude massages. Perfect for ex dancer, ex escort or young girl that wants to move away from home and live with and be spoiled by "Daddy". No boyfriends, pets,kids, FREE food and alcohol (over 21),free gifts, GET A FRESH NEW START ON LIFE! LIVE FREE AND DRIVE A HOT RED CORVETTE CONVERTIBLE! transportation provided for your move to Phoenix. Available for move-in today! contact David cell 480-329-4817"

I called and got voicemail.

[Duer 157099]

1. Perfect example of where those tax breaks will be going

Perfect illustration.

[flvegan]

2. Darn. I missed it by *that* much.

So close.

[snooper2]

3. So, he gets his cellphone service from Leap Wireless

Big Playa there :rofl:

[siligut]

4. Big dreamer too

This guy is just beggin' to get ripped off.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. Those free rent for sex ads on Craigslist are depressing.

Just a new wrinkle in things like mail order brides. They can't deal with uppity American women.

[Blue_Tires]

6. all i can offer a nympho girl is unlimited use of my Playstation2

when I'm not using it, of course...

[seabeyond]

7. i had the same offer when i was 18 in san diego, from an old 50 something yr old creep.

i was gonna get all kinds of things. couldnt picture how i was gonna have sex with him though. just too eeeeeew. so just said no.

[siligut]

8. These guys come equipped with pictures of what you will get

It seems a car is the standard offering. If the pictures are what they say they are, this actually does seem to work on occasion too. However, this guy is willing to pay transportation costs. Sure, all Flvegan has to do is snap a pic of some young cutie, as apparently he is too old, too heavy and too male to use his own, open a mailbox in New York and request transportation costs.

[petronius]

9. I'm kind of impressed this guy is willing to go all the way up to 35 y.o.

Other than that, eeeewwww....

[NewJeffCT]

10. Hey, that's how I met my ex-wife

just kidding!

[jobycom]

11. When did Skinner move to Arizona?

:hi:

[kimi]

12. He's very generous in his weight allowance, isn't he?

And doesn't require certain measurements, like 36 - 24 - 36.

What a prince this gentleman must be!!

I'm applying right now!! :)

[Kat45]

13. Someone could run the license plate of the car from the photo

If that is actually his car, it doesn't seem too smart to post a photo with the license plate showing. (Even if it's not his car, it's still not too smart.) :rofl:

[BlueJazz]

14. I wish I had his address...I'd send him this..>

[flvegan]

15. I also love that the Corvette is 19 years old.

I also don't see registration numbers on that boat he "owns"