Hey, Mark Zuckerberg

[LuckyTheDog]

You are a billionaire now. You can afford a decent haircut and some clothes appropriate for a grownup.

If the cost of that has to come out of the half of your fortune you plan to give away, then that's cool.

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[cbdo2007]

1. Who are you to judge? You're just a mangy dog. You can't even cut your own hair

or wash yourself, you have to have a human do it for you. You can't even eat without a human pouring your food into a little doggy bowl.

And don't get me started on clothes, you don't even wear underwear to cover up your privates and sometimes you leave pooh stains on the carpet and stuff.

[LuckyTheDog]

2. Maybe that's all true

But, hey, I can lick my own balls. So it's all worth it.