Amerigo Vespucci
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Mon Dec-13-10 03:24 PM
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Loathsome "celebrity" Ke$ha is apparently a fan of the 7th track on ZZ Top's "El Loco" album. |
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If you have a strong stomach, go here: Ke$ha Pics Leaked Online http://www.thesuperficial.com/keha-pics-leaked-online-12-2010Then follow the link to the "Egotastic" Website. NSFW ("Not Safe For Work"), and also not safe for those who aren't fans of Ke$ha. :eyes:
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Mon Dec-13-10 03:27 PM
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1. El Loco is in the "lost in one of my daughters' rooms" department. What is the 7th track? |
Amerigo Vespucci
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Mon Dec-13-10 03:31 PM
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2. Sorry, the "in joke" is too pivotal to the thread |
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It will just be a matter of time before a fellow ZZ fan connects the dots.
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Mon Dec-13-10 03:40 PM
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3. It really don' cost that much. |
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Mon Dec-13-10 03:57 PM
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:puke: :puke: :puke:
Thing is, I never realized that song was by ZZ Top until I wiki'd it just now.
Must... get... brain bleach... NOW...
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:08 PM
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6. Yes, my post offends on TWO levels. Not just one. TWO. |
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:06 PM
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5. Hunh. Celebrities have sex, too? Who'da thunk it? But why is she loathsome? |
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Does she kill babies, rape kids, murder people, put cats in trash cans for a joke? I've missed anything loathsome about her, but I admit about all I know of her is a couple of pop hits.
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:12 PM
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7. Well, at least she keeps everything shaved down there. |
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If there is an upside to this.
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:19 PM
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8. NEVER EVER try that in real life. You will get slapped |
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Apparently all women don't want THAT kind of jewelry
I wish I could remember the comedian that said that....to give credit and deflect blame
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:59 PM
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"if you will it, it is no dream."
Nah, seriously. I think there are exceedingly-few people who would be happy if you did that to them unannounced, but I've found that I'm surprised constantly by what people will enthusiastically-assent to in the boudoir if the subject is broached in the right manner.
"I want to _______________, the thought of it really gets me hot."
(The worst that can happen in a healthy relationship based in honesty is they'll say no.)
Willingness to do equally absurd things to please your partner is par for the course. This is how I found myself putting away dishes in just a dog-lead and a Fabio wig one afternoon. It was worth it, she also usually cut me off, finished my suggestions and suffixed them with "This is going to be fun."
I should have married her. :evilgrin:
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Mon Dec-13-10 04:46 PM
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9. There's a Barbara Bush joke in there somewhere, but I don't want to find it. |
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Mon Dec-13-10 05:02 PM
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11. I just died little inside. |
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I'm going to need a :cry: later, after a steel-wool bath and before a shot of paint thinner to kill those brain cells.
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