Disappointed Rangers sign Cliff Clavin instead

[KamaAina]

Rangers GM: He may not have the best stuff, but he did tell me that baseball was invented by Anglo-Saxon tribes around 1100 A.D.

[driver8]

1. Ha Ha -- good one! n/t

[TZ]

2. Meh--The Geddy Lee copycat was better

Even if its heretic to mention a rock god and the bleeping Yankees together ;)

[KamaAina]

3. You have a point. I should have punched it up a bit.

Perhaps by pointing out that he'd be trading in his beloved U.S. Postal Service uniform for that of the Rangers.