Man killed by refrig dropped from 4th floor window

[HereSince1628]

Just in case you think things are only screwed up in DC.

http://fwix.com/milwaukee/share/9e3b8834c4/man_hit_killed_falling_refrigerator?referrer=http%3A%2F%2Frawstory.com%2F

[KamaAina]

1. Man, that's just cold.

:evilgrin:

[kayakjohnny]

11. D'oh!

Why I oughtta....:spank:





(Hmmm..... never used that smilie before. That felt pretty good)

[cloudbase]

2. According to the headline

"Man Hit, Killed Falling Refrigerator" I would have guessed the man assaulted the appliance. Either way, a day is ruined.

[HereSince1628]

3. It's Milwaukee...up here Syntax

is that extra charge stuck on cigarettes.

[Mopar151]

4. Kind of like "West Side French"

'Trow me down the stairs the hammer, you!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. As God is my witness, I thought refrigerators could fly

How we gonna get this fridge down all those stairs?

I got a better idea ...

:hi:

[rurallib]

13. I find it so hard to believe tey were that stupid

how in the hell does the Onion compete with reality anymore?

[HopeHoops]

6. I hate when that happens. Were they able to save the beer?

:shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

7. He's Frigidead.

[petronius]

8. To be fair to the work crew, there is absolutely no rational reason whatsoever for anyone

to have even slightly suspected that this would be a bad idea...

[friendly_iconoclast]

10. That, or they saw "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and thought it was historical drama...

Just sayin'

[NuclearDem]

9. So this guy's walking with his friend...

Guy: You know what would really suck? If a fridge dropped on my head right now.

*WHAM*

Friend: ...you know what would really suck? If a bag with $2 million in cash dropped on my foot right now.

[Kaleva]

12. A prime example of why it's so important to wear a hard hat.

Wouldn't have done him any good but would have kept the brains in one spot.

[MilesColtrane]

14. They shouldn't have called Wile E. Coyote Remodeling Service.

[av8rdave]

15. This reminds me of a story...

Three guys are standing in line at the pearly gates. St. Peter looks at the first one and says, "Bob! You're not supposed to be here for a long time. What happened?" "Heart attack," replied Bob. "I suspected my wife was cheating, so I came home early and came up the apartment stairs as quietly as I could, but made a lot of noise getting my key in the lock. I got in the apartment, and there was my wife lying in bed with nothing on. I knew the bastard was in there somewhere, so I tore the place apart looking. Finally I noticed the bedroom window was open. I looked out, and sure enough, there was a guy down on the lawn with his pants around his ankles. I ran to the kitchen, dragged the fridge to the window and pushed it out. I guess all that excitement was too much for the ol' ticker."

St. Peter turns to the second guy. "George! What are YOU doing here so soon?" "Well," said George, "You know I'm a meter man for the electric company. I was at this apartment complex reading the meters, when this dog bit me right on the ass. I dropped my drawers to check the damage, when out of nowhere this refrigerator falls on top of me!"

Finally, St. Peter looks at the third guy. "OK, Ken, this day is just getting too strange. What happened to you?"

"I was just minding my own business, sitting in this refrigerator..."

[Bucky]

16. This is the new brazillion