World's best flirting line (don't believe Huffington Poo)

[DainBramaged]

I got money...........

[siligut]

1. Looking and acting like you have money is more important than saying it

At least according to some gold-diggers I have known. They actually look at your shoes, to determine how much you spent and order the most expensive thing they can, to catch your response. So as not to catch flack, I have had men come after me for money, when I was younger and unmarried. Stoopid, stoopid, stoopid in both males and females.

[Esra Star]

2. If my nose was running money,

I'd blow it all on you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM

[edbermac]

3. "IWould you like to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?"

"I am no longer infected."

[Mike 03]

4. I'm rich and introverted, and I'm only here because I promised my therapist I

would make an effort to be more extroverted.

[thirtiesgirl]

5. Wowweewoowawa. Sexy-time high five.

...Who's Huffington Poo?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. I used to work with this guy who had a t-shirt custom-printed...

..."Hi, I'm Neil, I have a boat."

And indeed he did, although he could count the dates that the boat got him on one hand and have fingers left...all five, actually.

:rofl:

Hell of a nice guy...one of the nicest people you'd ever want to meet...painfully shy with women, bad skin (which probably contributed to the "painfully shy" part). Always wanted to see Neil meet a nice woman and be happy. Never got to see it. Neil, if you're out there, I hope it finally all came together for you.