Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Dec-16-10 09:51 AM
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The Kardashian Family Christmas Card..."if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos" |
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And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos.http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-kardashian-khristmas-kard-and-other-news-12-2010
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Thu Dec-16-10 09:54 AM
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1. Are they REALLY that lame that they would actually send something like that out? |
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:rofl:
I don't know whether to puke or feel sorry for them.
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Thu Dec-16-10 09:55 AM
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2. This looks very artifical |
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:wow:
I wanna know how this picture look without photo processing
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Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:05 AM
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4. Yep...Kim looks like a praying mantis dipped in wax. |
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Thu Dec-16-10 09:55 AM
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3. Am I the only one curiously aroused by an Addams/Sopranos orgy tape? |
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:00 PM
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11. Dig up an old porn flick - The Maddams Family |
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Wicked parody of the Addams family - Hilarious in spots. Ron Jeremy is "Uncle Pester".
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:36 PM
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I haven't seen that kind of porn in 30 years, might have to find that one!
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:07 AM
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5. I have no idea who these people are. |
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I've really fallen off the back of the Popular Culture train.
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:33 AM
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6. their dad helped defend OJ during his trial and kim made a sex tape nt |
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Thu Dec-16-10 11:14 AM
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10. The tall man standing next to Bruce Jenner in the back |
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is Lamar Odom. PF/SF for the Los Angeles Lakers.
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Thu Dec-16-10 03:00 PM
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21. OMG! That is so sad... |
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Bruce Jenner? I had no idea he was a part of this freak show.
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Fri Dec-17-10 01:32 AM
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30. Kim is famous for being friends with Paris Hilton. |
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That's all it takes for celebrity status these days. America is doomed.
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:55 AM
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:59 AM
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8. There's something oddly compelling about that picture |
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I was fully prepared to heap scorn and derision upon them...but I can't do it.
I think I kind of like the picture.
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:08 PM
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12. I like it too - so much creepy hotness and so many mixed messages |
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From 'deer in the headlights' at the far left, to bored sitting kid in the middle, to spray-tanned power couple at the right. And the green shoulder pads as a touch of comedy.
This is museum-quality work, and worthy of scholarly analysis... :)
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Thu Dec-16-10 03:46 PM
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23. What is that picture trying to say? |
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1. Look at clothes. These are the finest garments possible. This is how we show our status.
2. The lack of smiles. I wondered for a long time why models in ads look "fierce". There is a very good reason for it. The only people who can wear such expressions are very high status people or those who think they have high status. If your maid came into your house with that expression you would kick her out and fire her. So if someone looks like that they must have high status and thus their objects, if emulated, are worth having. The higher up the price ladder you go the less smiles you see. K Mart models smile, Dior models do not. They are showing their high status by not smiling. (Not that I think these turds have high status. As I said downthread, I think each of these people should be drown in a toilet.)
3. The setting - again showing off wealth and thus status.
A friend of mine runs a hedge fund and sends out a long holiday letter. My buddy who has a son in jail, not so much.
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Thu Dec-16-10 11:03 PM
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29. There is no doubt this is a kickass photograph... |
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...by a really good photographer.
However, it bears no hint of being a "Christmas" card image. And the collective positive content of the character of the characters in the image (with the possible exception of the cute lil pinstripe tyke), is dubious, at best.
But it's still a good photo.
The floor is really nice and shiny. Love that floor.
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Thu Dec-16-10 11:03 AM
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9. What an unpleasant looking bunch of people |
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They all look like they're in a lousy mood and hate each other.
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Thu Dec-16-10 01:20 PM
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17. No, don't you know? that's the "Bad-ass" pose... |
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All of these people are better than peasants like you and me. They will kick our asses if we look at them the wrong way!
These are usually the types of people I totally fuck with out in public by the way...
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:23 PM
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13. looks like it ought to be a Halloween card |
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:31 PM
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14. That's a creepy-ass picture... |
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Why does Bruce Jenner always seem to be so "out of it?"
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:40 PM
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15. Who raided the morgue? And how are we supposed to know it's Christmas? |
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Oh. Green epaulets. Ho ho retch.
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Thu Dec-16-10 12:59 PM
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16. Ugh. Looks like the cover of the latest V.C. Andrews novel. |
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And we all know what THOSE are about...
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Thu Dec-16-10 04:32 PM
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25. dUDE! tHAT'S YOUR SISTER! |
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Thu Dec-16-10 01:36 PM
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18. We are very disappointed with you. You are late with the cod semen. |
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Thu Dec-16-10 02:42 PM
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19. Okay, Mom and the two on either side of her are out |
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I didn't say "Simon says left hand on hip." Lamar, you almost did it wrong, but I'll let you stay in for another round.
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Thu Dec-16-10 02:58 PM
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20. One by one, they should all be drowned in a toilet |
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Thu Dec-16-10 03:49 PM
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24. "I'm in the Black Lodge with Dale Cooper." |
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Thu Dec-16-10 04:47 PM
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26. Rode hard and put away wet. n/t |
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Thu Dec-16-10 10:57 PM
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28. Nice floor...that's a really nice, shiny floor, a goddamn nice floor...nt |
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Fri Dec-17-10 03:23 AM
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31. Here are a couple from the ghosts of Kardashian past |
Amerigo Vespucci
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Fri Dec-17-10 11:42 AM
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35. "Leather Kardashians" is particularly squirm-inducing |
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They really do this every year, eh? I should have assumed, but...how self-absorbed can they possibly be?
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Fri Dec-17-10 03:30 AM
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32. It's got an Arbus-like quality - they're so self-unaware |
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Fri Dec-17-10 11:06 AM
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33. More like "In the tradition of Dynasty & Dallas" |
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Pathetic. They all look ridiculous, even the baby. Pretty hard to make a baby look plastic. Pathetic.
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Fri Dec-17-10 11:25 AM
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are so fucked up, they are beyond help. bruce jenner looks like a mannequin, a plastic surgery nightmare. and the daughters are famous for being whores. just unreal people actually admire these idiots
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Fri Dec-17-10 11:48 AM
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36. My eyes. The goggles do nothing. |
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Fri Dec-17-10 12:19 PM
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37. That poor little boy.... |
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I guess they are too full of plastic they can't smile...
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