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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 11:16 AM
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"Some assembly required" ( 56k warning)
I bought an exercize bicyle yesterday.

This is what I have so far:






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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 11:34 AM
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1. Screwdriver, wrench, and good supply of bad words.
All necessary items for this.

Ever notice how the pictures always show someone NOT in need of exercise?
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 11:44 AM
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2. You forgot...
Edited on Thu Dec-16-10 11:44 AM by Archae
Cat who wants to play with all these neat new toys! :-)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 11:46 AM
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3. I assembled and dissasembled an elliptical trainer.
Consider it a 'workout.' ;)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 11:58 AM
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4. I see the cat is helping. Is she usually that great of an assistant?
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 12:00 PM
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5. How long before the cat jumped in the empty box?
I'm guessing about 30 seconds.

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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 12:16 PM
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7. Correct!
:D
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 12:08 PM
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6. Your instructions will surely contain this phrase:
Farb now the glimrod.

Good luck! :hug:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 12:17 PM
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8. Making progress...


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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 12:39 PM
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9. My first "Oh shit!" moment.
I put the water bottle holder on upside down. :crazy:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 01:14 PM
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10. Finished!
All the parts were there, and I got it done.



And naturally, Charlotte is having fun in the box. :D



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EnviroBat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 01:18 PM
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11. All done? Time to crack open a beer!
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 04:18 PM
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12. Box outside showing pretty wimminses. What? No pretty wimminses insiding box?
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LawnKorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 09:09 PM
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13. Oh come on now Archae


You can afford a $600 exercise machine, but you have a towel over the window? Cough up a few bucks and put a decent curtain on the door.
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