You REALLY don't want to have a red uniform shirt in a Star Trek episode.

[HopeHoops]

[Orangepeel]

1. I LOVE Foxtrot!

:D

[Aristus]

2. My favorite Foxtrot of all time was when two of the boy are sitting at their schooldesks,

whispering back and forth:

"Your momma's so dumb, she thinks pi is a dessert!"

"Yeah? Your momma's so dumb, she thinks a square root is a vegetable!"

"Oh yeah? Your momma's so dumb, she couldn't do a nested trig function if you gave her a computer!"

Then the teacher calls out:

"Boys, what have I told you about trash-talking before a test?"

"Sorry! (Man, that last one was brutal!)"



It seemed to make knowledge and intellectual accomplishment cool. I respected that.

[HopeHoops]

3. I've always been sort of a Jason.