How the fuck do you cut your finger opening a can of soda?!

[sakabatou]

[Skittles]

1. being an idiot

[some guy]

2. carelessly.

I'm not as harsh as Skittles. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. When I was 15, I was a live-in lifeguard at a private campground on a small lake...

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...during the time when poptops on cans still came off when you
opened your soda.
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There was a newlywed couple who honeymooned at the campground
(AVID fisherpersons, they were) and the husband cut the sole of
his foot BADLY when he encountered one of those sharp little
debbils at the bottom of the lake.
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It amused the rest of us IMMENSELY to discuss how bad it sucked
for that to happen at the moment in his life when he most needed
to rely on the bottom of his feet for, um... you know... purchase.
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[kimi]

4. Easily

I can see that happening. It's something that I, a confirmed klutz, would do.

I also have peripheral neuropathy, so there's that as well.

I hope the cut isn't too bad. :(

[sakabatou]

6. Nah, just a lil nick.

[EFerrari]

5. I've done it.

:dunce:

[pitohui]

7. well i don't know how to write a step by step how to...

but for a klutz like me it's v. easily done!

i no longer drink soda, i tell the haters it's because i'm a snob or i'm into bone health

the real reason is i hate being exposed as a klutz who can't even open a freaking can of coke

[lukasahero]

8. Oh, I could do it

My husband and I have an agreement that he is responsible for all things power tool - the idea of me and the table saw is just too frightening. :). Hope you heal soon. :hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. lukashero waving "hi" post-table saw:

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[lukasahero]

10. :)

:rofl: Thanks for the laugh!

[Swede]

11. Practice?

:shrug:

[MicaelS]

12. Sticking your finger in the wrong hole? n.t