lillypaddle
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Mon Dec-20-10 08:21 PM
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" ... and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt" ... |
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From the American Association Of Retired People
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum: Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ." Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.. Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
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Mon Dec-20-10 08:31 PM
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1. You are on a roll tonight. |
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Tue Dec-21-10 05:14 AM
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Tue Dec-21-10 07:27 PM
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This thread is useless without the link.
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Tue Dec-21-10 08:01 PM
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4. Someone always has to be the cynic |
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look, if KayakJohnny & I think this rocks, it rocks. Proof, smoof, trust me.
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