Speaking of fetishes, my friend of 40 years third wife just left him due to his obsession with women

[ohiosmith]

who wear hearing aids. He wanted her to wear one around the house and when they were intimate even though she didn't it.

I'm confused, someone tell a joke.

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1. A 90-year-old man and a 90-year-old woman are in a bar.

Finally the man gets up the nerve and walks over and says, "So tell me...do I come here often?"

[amerikat]

2. A guy walks into a bar with a banana in his ear

one of the patrons says to him him, you have a banana in your ear.
He says you'll have to speak up, I have a banana in my ear.

[nolabear]

3. Old man and woman go on a cruise. Unfortunately, she forgets her hearing aid.

They decide to just make the best of it and let him shout at her. Their stateroom was one with bunk style berths, and when bedtime came the man looked at his wife, and, gesticulating toward the beds, yelled as loud as he could "Up or down??"

The woman looked startled for a moment, then grabbed him, threw him down and gave him the boff of his life, arms and legs flying, took him to the MOON. Then they went to bed, where he slept like a baby.

Next day he figures, hey, maybe... so when bedtime came he gestured wildly and yelled as loud as he could "UP OR DOWN???"

She grabs him again, slams him against the wall and swarms him like a mess of bees.

It goes on day after day, the most amazing sex he's ever had, until they finally come to the end of the cruise and they go home, where her hearing aid is lying on the kitchen table. She puts it in and is delighted to be able to hear once more.

That night he figures, what the heck, it worked on the ship, maybe... So when bedtime comes he gestures wildly toward the bed and yells "UP OR DOWN???"

But instead of making sweet, sweet love to him she hauls back and lays into him with everything she's got. "You bastard!" she says, "I thought you were saying 'Fuck or drown!'"