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msatty99 Donating Member (465 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 03:20 PM
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Goliath considers Presidential Run
http://goliathandwimmens.blogspot.com/2010/12/goliath-to-run-for-presdent.html

Here are some key 'positions' Goliath would implement

1. Squelch Airport pat downs and body scans to make naked pitchers.

2. SEC to offer service of audit companys for soundness and good investment. Graded A B C D F

3. Impose Trade Tariffs on all goods what use in human labor practice.

4. End war in Afghan istan and Iraq. (Under Goliath, we only pick on pissants what we can whip easy...like
say...Ecuador

Only big problem...Goliath not born in America
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 04:16 PM
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1. No need to be born in U.S.
Obama wasn't born in the U.S.

McCain wasn't born in the U.S.

George Washington wasn't born in the U.S.

All I wanted was a printout of my airport body scan. This will be my right under Goliath.

:hi:
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msatty99 Donating Member (465 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-26-10 04:50 PM
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2. Every God Fearing American's Right
under Goliath Aminstration is a fully radioactive body scan printout including notations of 'hot spots', date time, possible
terrorist motivations etc.,

Goliath also promises Elimination of all Creationist thinking in USA. Just to assist and piss off funda 'mental' ists.

thank you for your service and support.
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msatty99 Donating Member (465 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 12:19 AM
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3. Othere planks in Goliath's big platform
5. Build big transcontinental high speed rail track. NY to Chicago- Mineapolis- Rapid City-Portland Oregon
San Francisco- LA - Las Vegas- Phoenix- Albugquere NM- Denver- New Orleans- Nashville- miami

SHOVEL READY

6. Gummit wage freeze. 10% bonuses of all monies saved by DEPT HEADS. Put the Greed back in Gummit
service.

7. Hands off innernet

8. Hands off Wikilieaks


Also, considering calling on Bristol Palin to be Running Mate.
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