(sigh) If only Skittles were my SO...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...I know at least TWO of the things I would have gotten her for Christmas.
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[seabeyond]

1. cute mfm. i like both. hubby story, four brothers and sister go out shooting. sister

kicked their butt... lol. they tell story often.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. We swapped several different types of weapons (pistol, rifle, tank-killers)...

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...with our German sister unit in a cross-qualification competition.
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Twenty grunts (infantrymen) and three medics (we considered ourselves lucky
to be grunts by proxy -- and they were kind enough to accept us as such...
although we were known affectionately as "those damn hippie medics").
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Only three of the grunts scored well enough to qualify with the German stuff.
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15%.
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TWO of the medics did (and yes... I WAS one of the two).
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66-2/3%.
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We never EVER let them forget that they had their asses kicked by two
pacifistic peace-freak closet conscientious objector non-fucking-combatants.
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That attitude of ours, believe it or not... caused them to like us even more.
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[Skittles]

3. yes, I shoot like a girl

trained at age 14 on a Minnesota farm by my uncle who served was infantry in Korea; yes INDEED