OK, I just got my second text message from someone named "Lynda" who clearly has the wrong number

[Amerigo Vespucci]

The message on the first one was just "XoX"

Today's was "Yay! I move back to SJ! I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart but my butt is bigger."

And there's a big red heart (this one wasn't a simple text message...it was more like an e-card).

I imagine I'll be getting a reply from MiddleFingerMom any minute now asking for her number.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

1. Have you thought perhaps it's MiddleFingerMom sending you the messages

think about it!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I started getting them right around the time he posted about uploading pictures of his butt

And the second one came after he posted that nekkid Christmas card the other day.

He COULD be behind it.

Heh heh...I said "behind."

:eyes:

[guitar man]

3. I'd start asking for pics

Naughty ones! :evilgrin:

[Duer 157099]

4. Poor Lynda thinks her bff is dissing her

You might consider replying if only to tell her she's got the wrong number...

[seabeyond]

6. i had a text at 3 in morning frm a guy that wanted to come over and do it. sent another message 20

minutes later, please baby, can i come over

2 weeks later i get a couple more from the same dude. lol.

i wondered if he ever hooked up with the gal.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. b min my dr Amerigo XoX!!! MiddleFingerLynda. Y? cuz...

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You should KNOW better than to poke the bear... or, in this case...
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...taunt the big red-butted dynamite monkey.
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(on edit) RELAX. Sometime even I realize... ... ... ... I'm just not right.
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