madamesilverspurs
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Wed Dec-29-10 12:11 AM
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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb...
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Wed Dec-29-10 12:15 AM
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until the last two sentences.
I will admit I did look at my thumb, but then I went back to reading, and completed that.
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Wed Dec-29-10 12:18 AM
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2. This is a very sad story. Very VERY sad. So sad, that you may want to stop here, but... |
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. . . . . . . ...staring at my thumb makes me feel (sob)... ... ... ... inadequate. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'll be in my bunk. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My teeny... ... ... tiny... ... ... little bunk. . . . . .
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Wed Dec-29-10 05:07 AM
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3. Hahaaa! I read every word, but I looked at my thumb for a few moments |
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& realized I've been cheated.
:silly:
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Wed Dec-29-10 05:30 AM
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4. Except the women checking out my thumb, you mean. |
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I always wondered why they did that.
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Wed Dec-29-10 05:53 AM
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5. I was looking at my coworker's thumbs |
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Wed Dec-29-10 02:14 PM
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I've measured three times and my thumb isn't even close to 4" long.
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