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Wed Dec-29-10 03:51 PM
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Funny kids stories. My two nephews were driving with their mother. They passed a hospital |
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and the older boy asked his mom what the helicopter pad was for. The 3 year old piped up and said "Oh Jamsie don't be silly. How do you think they get the dead people up to heaven" LOL!
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Wed Dec-29-10 04:06 PM
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Wed Dec-29-10 04:21 PM
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2. * official Lounge rec ® * 4 thumbs! |
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:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Wed Dec-29-10 04:48 PM
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4. I went to dinner with a friend and her 5 yo granddaughter a few days ago. |
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Our server came to the table with a bottle of wine and asked us if we would like of glass of wine while we were waiting for our meal. The 5 yo quite solemnly looked up and informed her "I don't drink".
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Wed Dec-29-10 06:13 PM
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Wed Dec-29-10 06:24 PM
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7. Awww...that's so cute! |
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I once overheard a very young girl ask as her mother held her up to a hospital's water fountain, "Does this have medicine in it?"
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Wed Dec-29-10 06:32 PM
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8. A friend of my dad's was in a lineup for ice cream with his little granddaughter. |
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Edited on Wed Dec-29-10 06:32 PM by applegrove
All of a sudden the beeper went off on the belt of a very hefty woman in front of them. His granddaughter yelled "Watch Out!! She's backing up!!!" LOL!
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Wed Dec-29-10 08:35 PM
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11. My firstborn, er a friend of mine's first born - yeah that's it... |
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at his great grandmother's house in front of a bunch of relatives being asked if he knew what an ashtray (that happened to have attracted his attention because it was shaped like a frog) was for.
His reply? "Its for roaches"
Hey it was ambiguous enough and you could pick up squashed bugs and put them in an ashtray.:rofl:
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