"Having your n***s bit off by a Laplander...that's the way I want to go."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

As the year comes to a close, I wanted to share a few of Lt. Frank Drebin's best bits in memory of one of 2010's greatest losses. R.I.P., Mr. Nielsen.

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

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Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.

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You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.

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Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

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Saayyy, nice beaver.

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And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!

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I can't hear you! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

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Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

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Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?

Frank: It's hard to tell. A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...

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Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.

Ed: No way for a man to die.

Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.



:toast:

[joneschick]

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thanks for the smiles. I usually dislike year end reminder-type posts...but this loss was special. :hi: