she stabbed husband ‘because he drives me nuts’

[Maine-ah]

BANGOR, Maine — A local woman allegedly told police Thursday that she stabbed her husband because “I can’t stand him, and he drives me nuts.”

Cynthia Dorion, 57, of Bangor was charged with aggravated assault, assault with a dangerous weapon, and domestic violence assault after she allegedly stabbed her husband in the back with a knife at about 6:50 p.m. Thursday in the couple’s kitchen.

The attack appeared to be unprovoked, Greg Campbell, assistant district attorney for Penobscot County, said Friday.

Dorion allegedly was intoxicated when she stabbed her husband.

http://www.bangordailynews.com/story/Greater-Bangor/Woman-reportedly-told-police-she-stabbed-husband-because-he-drives-me-nuts,163349


I shouldn't be laughing at this....but how many people have spouses that drive them nuts once and a while?

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Her husband called the police...

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..."because she knives me nuts."
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[datasuspect]

2. at least she didn't slice his cock off

[Angry Dragon]

3. Reminds me of a joke

from many years ago about the difference between a penis and a cock

[Lucian]

4. And she thought stabbing him was the rational thing to do?

Most rational people would seek a divorce.

[datasuspect]

5. love is a stabby battlefield

[rug]

6. My wife just told me "That's a perfectly good excuse."

:scared:

I think I'll go out and get cigarettes.

[datasuspect]

7. your wife must be a wise person

[Kaleva]

8. Here's a story of a mother who stabbed her 11 year old daughter

http://www.miningjournal.net/page/content.detail/id/557475.html

[surrealAmerican]

9. Cabin fever?