datasuspect
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:32 PM
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seriously, i find myself more interesting to me more than probably any person i have ever met.
i never met a mirror i didn't like.
i make myself laugh all the time.
i take long walks with myself.
and other things too.
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:36 PM
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1. myself and I are married |
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and happily for 10 years now.
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datasuspect
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:37 PM
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2. people ain't nothing but trouble |
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:46 PM
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3. I just assumed you did routinely. |
datasuspect
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:46 PM
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4. if by "date" you mean "spank" |
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Mon Jan-10-11 11:00 AM
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20. I remember where I was the day Kennedy was shot... oops |
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did I just date myself ............
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:51 PM
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5. Its so funny that you bring this up.... |
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because I have been having the exact same thoughts! I was just telling by bff last night that I prefer being single, because I cant find anyone else who's company I enjoy more than mine!
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:52 PM
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6. people are too damn high maintenance |
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and they always end up costing you money.
screw that.
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:55 PM
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I date myself all the time. I'm the best conversationalist I know; I always know what I like; there are never any arguments about where we should go or what movie we should see; I never sleep on the wrong side of the bed; I'm always generous with the remote; and I'm so happy with myself in the bedroom, I think I'm going to buy myself a ring.
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Sun Jan-09-11 03:35 PM
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15. I've have thoughts about marrying my hand. |
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Sat Jan-08-11 01:58 PM
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8. Yeah, but pleasuring yourself while burning scented candles isn't nearly as fun... |
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as it would be with a mate.
As one would think, of course.
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Sat Jan-08-11 02:00 PM
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9. not if you're not doing right |
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plus, you don't have to hear the other party running their mouth about wanting to go to IKEA or Poverty Barn tomorrow.
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Sat Jan-08-11 02:20 PM
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10. Sure, you're quite a catch |
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would you mind taking my dog along? She would really spice things up between the two of you, and I mean you and you.
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Sat Jan-08-11 03:55 PM
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14. I don't need to burn scented candles. |
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Just a little lube will do. And maybe a couple of puffs from a hand rolled... erm, cigarette.
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Sat Jan-08-11 02:22 PM
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Edited on Sat Jan-08-11 02:25 PM by MiddleFingerMom
. . . ...it's not like you'd be the first. . . . From the intro to Tom Wait's "Better Off Without a Wife" from his "Nighthawks at the Diner" album: . Y'ask yourself out... some class joint somewhere... the Burrito King or somethin'... well, I ain't cheap, y'know. Take y'self out for a coupla drinks, maybe... some provocative conversation on the way home. Y'park in front of the house Oh, yeah... you're smooth -- you put a little nice music on. Maybe you put on like, uh like shopping music... something that's not too interruptive. Y'slide over real nice... 'Oh, I think you got somethin' in your eye." Well, maybe it's not that romantic with you, but CHRIST... I get into it -- take myself up to the porch... take myself inside... oh maybe "I'll make you somethin' in a little brandy snifter. Would you like t'listen to some of my back records? I got somethin' here." . Well, usually about 2:30 in the mornin' you've ended up takin' advantage of yourself. There ain't no way around THAT. Yeah, makin' the scene with a magazine. There ain't no way around it. I'll confess, I'm no diff'rent. I'm not WEIRD about it or anything I don't tie myself up first. I just, you know... I just spend a little time with myself.. . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpcosIZOTLM&feature=related. . . . . . . . . . . .
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Sat Jan-08-11 03:11 PM
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12. I'm the only one who understands myself! |
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Sat Jan-08-11 03:36 PM
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13. Hey - at least Masturbation is with someone you love... |
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Thanks to Woody for that one
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Sun Jan-09-11 07:10 PM
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16. As Isaac Asimov wrote: |
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O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when it is grown, then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex.
Chorus: Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X And when I'm alone with my own little clone We'll both think of nothing but sex.
O give me a clone, hear my sorrowful moan, Just a clone that is wholly my own. And if it's an X of the feminine sex, Oh what fun we will have when we're prone.
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My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown When alone with my dear little X And after we've dined, I am sure we will find Better incest than Oedipus Rex.
(Chorus)
Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex. Or induce a disparaging tone? After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me. When we're making love, I'm alone.
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And after I'm done, she will still have her fun, For I'll clone myself twice ere I die. And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male, And they'll each ravish her by-and-by.
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Sun Jan-09-11 08:52 PM
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17. Well, I've let myself go .... |
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so I think I'll have to find someone else. I'm picky that way.
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Mon Jan-10-11 10:38 AM
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since the blond with the pick-up never got out your way
:hi:
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Mon Jan-10-11 10:59 AM
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19. A song for DataSuspect |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLUAt least when you date yourself, you always date your favorite person! :hi:
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Mon Jan-10-11 02:42 PM
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21. It is much cheaper that way, especially when you go out to dinner....nt |
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Mon Jan-10-11 02:50 PM
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22. Do you fight with yourself just for the make up sex? |
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