I'm going to have to call into work tomorrow

[lillypaddle]

"fat."

In anticipation of the severe snow/ice storm coming through Atlanta, I've stocked up on food and drink. And I've eaten and drunk (drank?) most of it. As of 8:20 pm, there is no snow, nor any ice. OMG. Pray for bad weather or I will definitely have to call in full ... or fat ... or something.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Somebody help me get up from here.
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[lillypaddle]

2. If you get up

please help me do the same. Thanks in advance.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I've told this one before...

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...about how my GF in Atlanta was raised up North, but wasn't familiar
with snow as an adult. She was FASCINATED by one aspect of it that
she had heard/read about, but never experienced.

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She woke me from a DEEP sleep, probably 3 or 4 AM, and DRAGGED me
stumbling and mumbling outside -- urging me to "COME ON... COME ON!!!"
like an excited little kid.
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It had snowed and there was 1, maybe 2 inches on the ground. She
finally had her chance. She dropped (my) trou and urged me to
"GO... GO!!!" like an excited little kid.
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She proceeded to fulfill her fantasy and wrote her name in the snow.
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She (sob) USED me!!!!!
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Considering how wildly we were both laughing... she had REMARKABLE penismanship.
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[lillypaddle]

4. WTF?

It's 8:55 pm, I've just polished off the lentils, nachos, and half of the tequila, where is the fucking snow and ice???? And to top it off, you are reminiscing about somebody writing her name in the snow with your penis????? WHAT is the matter with you??????? Why is it always about YOU????

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Enjoy your evening. n/t

[lillypaddle]

6. awwww ...

was just being silly. :toast:

[lillypaddle]

7. awwww ...

was just being silly. :toast:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Thanks for saying that...

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...you never know with tequila.
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GOT me.
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[kimi]

9. Interesting

That you can perform on demand like that.

Kudos!! :toast:

[ProdigalJunkMail]

10. well, they said the snow wouldn't start until later...

and now, here we are at almost midnight and here in the northern part of the metro we have three inches down and it is snowing heavily still...

sP

[TheCentepedeShoes]

11. I needed to talk to

someone at the county school board office in Dalton today
I called about 11 Eastern and got his voice mail
Told him I knew it was a rough day and to call back when he could

[lillypaddle]

12. Are you okay?

Will tomorrow be soon enough? Okay, I know you have no choice ... what's going on?

[TheCentepedeShoes]

13. I'm fine

I'm out in the Texas panhandle
It will get down to about 5 above tonight (brrrr) but we're clear and dry
I needed some info from the guy in Dalton but it can wait, you all need to day off the roads

[lillypaddle]

14. Glad to hear it.

Yeah, the roads suck & it looks like another day in the house all day.