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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 08:57 PM
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A man of wealth and taste? Charlie Sheen's new #1 companion is an "award-winning" actress.
Charlie Sheen's New Porn Queen

1/10/2011 4:20 PM PST by TMZ Staff

Charlie Sheen is with three porn stars in Las Vegas, but not all of them are created equal. His #1 companion is Bree Olson.



Olson is 23 years old, and in 2008 won Best Anal Sex Scene at the AVN Awards.

Olson has range -- she was also a nanny on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

Olson is 118 lbs, 34-28-24, and her favorite musical artist is The Carpenters.

As for the types of men she likes, according to her website (which is totally NSFW), she leans toward older guys.

Olson went to college for a year, majoring in Biology.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/10/charlie-sheen-porn-star-las-vegas-bree-olson-avn-convention/
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 09:41 PM
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1. "38-28-24?" Really?
I don't mean to promote sexist standards or anything....but isn't she sort of shaped like a "Yield" sign? Not that that wouldn't be appropriate for a porn star.
As for her musical tastes....cheesh...has Charlie got no standards at all?
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:16 PM
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4. "Shaped like a yield sign"
:rofl:

Well, I guess that explains all the yielding.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 02:09 PM
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17. I would imagine that last number is really a 34.
24 would be freakish.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 06:27 PM
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18. You're right, dawg. But, frankly...
...in the real world, 38/28/34 is pretty freaky too.
How you doin' down there in the snow, anyway? I noted your "southern boy" post, but had no really new advice. Bourbon helps.
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 08:20 PM
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22. Sippin' hot chocolate and feelin' fine.
As for the young blonde's measurements, she sounds like a human barbie-doll. I feel sorry for her, though, if she's Charlie's new squeeze.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 09:43 PM
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2. What's the problem?!1 n/t
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:00 PM
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3. My thoughts, too!! n/t
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:41 PM
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7. If those measurements are correct, her waist is bigger than
her hips.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:18 PM
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5. I can't comment for a very good reason
Everything that comes to my mind in relation to this story will either get me temporarily banned or tombstoned.

I'd best keep it all to myself.
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westerebus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:59 PM
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8. You owe me a keyboard!!!!
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 10:02 PM
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29. Why would I owe you a keyboard?
:spray:

Something like that, perhaps?
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 10:22 PM
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6. Aw. She's cute!
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-11 11:27 PM
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9. "she leans toward older guys" ... in other words, GOLDDIGGER.
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 12:41 AM
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10. She looks like a kid. n/t
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 02:49 AM
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11. Too bad she's involved with a man who equals Two and a Half Scumbags.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 06:54 PM
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20. TMZ quoted someone as calling him a "fully functioning addict" earlier today
He apparently showed up for work, right on time, no problema.

He can go through these blitzkriegs with booze and coke and pornstars and shake it off and "land on his mark."

I'll bet Robert Downey Jr. hates his ass.

:rofl:
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-11 01:32 AM
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30. Maybe he has the Keith Richards gene?
Edited on Wed Jan-12-11 01:32 AM by MilesColtrane
Most people clean up or die right around his age. I know I hit a wall.

As far as his work goes, it does consist of basically playing a version of himself.

Heck Dean Martin, while not a boozer, was able to play himself during his TV years and just show up and read the cue cards without rehearsing too.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 10:59 AM
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12. I felt that Judi Dench was robbed of the 2008 Best Anal Sex Scene award.
Edited on Tue Jan-11-11 11:00 AM by edbermac
Once again the Academy goes for popular kitsch like Bree Olson and snubs Britain's great classically trained actors.

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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 11:11 AM
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13. Older more experienced actresses are alway getting the shaft.
Well, not always.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 12:23 PM
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14. 'Tis a shame. They can stick that award up their arses!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 12:39 PM
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15. Why did I know it was going to be THAT kind of award even before I clicked on it?
Edited on Tue Jan-11-11 12:39 PM by KamaAina
:eyes:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 02:03 PM
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16. Who won in 2009?
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 06:52 PM
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19. I'll bet Charlie knows.
:eyes:
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 07:11 PM
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21. They have awards for that??
Oh my, I have been so sheltered.

Makes me wonder, are there other awards that I do not know about???


Ooh, the possibilities must be endless . . . .
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 08:28 PM
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24. Oh yes. The porn industry has a huge awards show. Their own version of the Oscars.
The AVN awards are a big deal in Vegas every year. If you're a Showtime subscriber, you can even watch them live.
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 08:36 PM
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25. Well, I appreciate some porn as much as the next woman
but I really had no clue. LOL
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 08:24 PM
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23. As someone with some familiarity with her work, let me just say....
Edited on Tue Jan-11-11 08:24 PM by Xithras
Way to go, Charlie.

:evilgrin:
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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 09:33 PM
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26. Turns out I'm not DU's Judgmental Resident Prude.
Turns out I'm not DU's Judgmental Resident Prude.

Of if I was, I've gotten the sack and been replaced by rabid professionals.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 09:45 PM
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27. This thread, apparently, fascinates me. I didn't realize Ihad already posted in it before.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-11 09:47 PM
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28. i'd be all over that like stank on shit.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-11 01:40 AM
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31. Sheen is not a Robert Frost fan.
He always chooses the path more travelled...repeatedly and widely travelled, again and again and again.
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Dulcinea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-11 12:03 PM
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32. She doesn't look a day over 16.
My favorite quote: "Olson has range -- she was also a nanny on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."

That, and anal sex. The mind reels.
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