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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 01:47 PM
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Centuries from now when alien anthropologists unearth thousands of 'Shakeweights,' what will they...
...what will they think they were used for?

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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 02:06 PM
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1. Self-sealing stem bolts.
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 02:27 PM
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2. Masturbatory aids.
No lie, I picked the floor model up in Target and used it for 20 seconds. I now have some sensation what it would be like to sexually abuse a camel or other large male mammal. I set it down and bought a 25# dumbbell instead.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 05:04 PM
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5. You are so brave!
I couldn't have done that after watching the commercials let alone the South Park episode!
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 02:35 PM
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3. From South Park:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0tVw8_CFMA
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 04:46 PM
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4. Religious artifact. n/t
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 06:12 PM
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6. The ...arr...arr...arrrrrgch!... of the covenant.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 06:50 PM
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7. The door stop of the Holies of Holies
A spoke from a chariot of fire

A reversible magic chalice - water (flip) wine "Ta Da"

A container for a mezuzah at a real big door
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-16-11 07:13 PM
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8. Religious idols!
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