Daily Show: Karen Hughes is the guest

[Cush]

starts off bashing CNN and their coverage of the missing student

[WillyBrandt]

1. Why the fuck does he have all these Freepers on there?

[blondeatlast]

3. He generally isn't terribly polite to them.

I'll have to watch in AM. I've got a real problem with all the coverage that story is getting, too.

I agree with that woman? May God have mercy... OTOH, it's probably the ONLY thing I even appraoch agreeing with her on.

[Jack_Dawson]

2. I really hate it when East Coasters spoil TDS for the rest of us

but what can you do? Stay off DU at night I guess...

4. EESH! What's to Spoil?

Here in Arizona, the Daily Show comes later.
I know I am impatient, but then I'm not a waiter.
Still it makes me curious, this fear of 'spoilers' manic,
You *knew* it was about a ship when you went to see Titanic!

Now a spoiler can be mad'ning, when it really gets specific,
But just the name of starring guests, I hardly find horrific.
Sit back, relax, enjoy the board, and, yes, the names appear,
But that won't spoil the laughter when broadcast time is here.

If spoilers really p*ss you off, irritate and bug you,
I'll give you velvet blindfolds, then cosset, pet and hug you.
I'll hide you in the pantry until the show comes on
And feed you buttered kippers with wine and terragon.

I know you dislike being told the plot points of a show,
But guest stars' names? Now really, that isn't such a blow!
By the way, I'm wond'ring, has Justice been denied?
How IS your lawsuit coming? You versus TV Guide?

Schwannzeichen

[blondeatlast]

5. Wecome to DU, fellow Zonie!

:toast:

[Catshrink]

6. I'm a Zonie too....

where are you? I'm in the Valley of the Dumb.

9. Somewhere Outside Phoenix

Or maybe Window Rock
I could be up in Flagstaff,
Experiencing culture shock.

Jerome is home to part of me,
Prescott's nice I hear
(except the connotations,
with Bush do make it queer!)

I might be out in Bullhead City
Or up in Dinetah?
Reach up and tap your monitor...
That tickles! Ha ha ha!

I live behind a glassy screen
I'm pixels in a row.
I'm in your eyes, your heart, your head!

But now, I've got to go!

Be Seeing You!

Schwannzeichen

[Az]

11. Um, there always is the option

of not clicking on the TDS threads till you have seen it. I mean its not like we can strap your head to the screen and make you read it.

[Jack_Dawson]

13. Yes you do

:beer:

[htuttle]

7. Karen Hughes reminds me of John Lithgow's character in Garp

Except she's not half as nice.

[blm]

8. or half as fetching.

;)

[Bossy Monkey]

10. "I have some bad news for you: we were being ironical."

What a carbuncle Karen Hughes is!

[mac56]

12. She reminded me of a church lady -

trying pathetically to "relate" and "connect" to those crazy kids.