Premature ejaculatortoise...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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...doesn't even last 8 hours.
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[sarge43]

1. There's a "Are you done yet?" joke here. n/t

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. Chelonian porn

[meow2u3]

3. Is that because he's 111?

If he were 25, he'd last the whole day :evilgrin: :rofl: :spray:

[WilliamPitt]

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...baby...
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...right there...

[MilesColtrane]

5. That is what's called "a reptile dysfunction".

[TK421]

6. lol!!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. You, sir... have won ALL the Internets!!! n/t

[MilesColtrane]

8. High praise indeed from the current owner of the world wide web.

I'll testify to the end that your Gung Fu is stronger than mine.

Besides, I don't really have any room to put the Internets. It would mean having to get rid of my Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots.

[GoCubsGo]

9. Every time I have been to a zoo with these critters, they have been doing that.

And, you can hear the male bellowing from the other side of the zoo.