I've done something crazy...and I need your help...

[Maine-ah]

I've joined a roller derby league. It's new, we have experienced people putting it together first practice/meeting is in two weeks.

I need a name.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Rotten Apple

or Killer Bee ;-)

[Maine-ah]

4. Rotten Apple

lol..funny I just recently got fired from Applebees :)

[Gormy Cuss]

49. I noes...

plus apples are a Maine product so it's a natural.

[Inchworm]

2. Need more info hehe

Sounds fun!

How's your build and temper? :D

:hi:

[Maine-ah]

3. 4'11" 105lbs

fiesty...Aries...athletic` build. 1 tat...1 piercing.

[Inchworm]

8. Fun fun!

Flameout
Hotblood

By the pic.. hmm... I don't think gorgeous is a good name, but.. you know :)

Lovely
Purity, Chaste(Chased)

:D

[Maine-ah]

10. hehehe

:blush:

I like the suggestions!

[siligut]

26. You look like someone out of a Botticelli painting

How about Primaterror or Bertha Venus, to borrow somewhat from another DUer.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

29. shave off a few inches from your public description

and call yourself "four by four from Hell."

[Richardo]

5. I'd look to some drag queen names for inspiration:

Helena Handbasket
Eva Destruction
etc etc


:D


On edit:

Donna The Dead
Auntie Climax
Mortal Sindy
Anita Break

[Maine-ah]

6. I like those...

but there's another catch...we have to register names, and it can't already be used or if it's already high on the roster, it won't get approved...

here's the site I have to go by..which is why this is getting difficult..

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.twoevils.org%2Frollergirls%2F&h=e8574

[Maine-ah]

11. oh, I like Auntie Climax

and Mortal Sindy....

I would love a play off of my last name...Pierce

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Oh, that would be very cool if you could work your real name into it! *wracking brains*

[NightWatcher]

7. Dye your hair bright red and try Ch Ch Cherry Bomb

[grasswire]

9. Marshmallow Peep

why not?

[Demoiselle]

15. I love this. And wear some some yellow feathers.

[Maine-ah]

20. lol...

I like feathers....I could see that :)

[Demoiselle]

24. Maribou would be nice and fluffy . Have fun!!

[MilesColtrane]

12. The Claw Cracker

Dee Struction

Auntie Maim

Lobstah Gansta

Miss Maine Pain

[Maine-ah]

17. liking the Maine references

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. How about "Crazy Person who has a death wish, or who at least wants to break some bones?"

You couldn't pay me to do it. LOL (Not that anyone would want me! :P )

[Maine-ah]

19. you could coach or ref though!

[GreenPartyVoter]

46. As long as I don't have to wear the skates. I haven't skated in almost 20 years. LOL

[Maine-ah]

50. neither have some that are in the league.

women ages 18 and up...so far the oldest I have talked to is 45 years old :) I'm 36, sneaking up on 37 pretty damn quick.

[LynneSin]

16. I want to join a roller derby league - I'd make a great blocker

:D

My RD name would be Dona Patron

[Maine-ah]

22. nice!

I bet theres a league near you :hi:

[LynneSin]

23. Just don't take my Dona Patron

:D

[Maine-ah]

27. no way!

when I read your post...something in my head clicked though...my favorite drink...So-Co (southern comfort) w/lime...

Loco So-Co

or maybe a play off of something like that.


:hi:

[LynneSin]

28. I like LoCo SoCo

:D

That's your name I just know it!

[denbot]

18. The Spineinator..

We will soon require pictures

[Maine-ah]

21. hehe...

with my size...I could go with "spinner"

[PaddyBlueEyes]

25. Hmmmm

Babe Ruthless..

Baditude
Balla Fyre
Barba Fett
BareLeigh Legal
Belle E. Dancer
Bent Reznor
Billie Idle
Black Sabbatha
Carrie Go Round
Charli Horse
Cheap Trixie
Dammage Patch Kid
Eureeka Havoc
Foxy Balboa
Full Metal Jacque
Giggle byte

[MiddleFingerMom]

30. When in the 101st Airborne, I was 5'10" and 180 lbs...

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...and some of the guys in my unit belonged to a rugby league. They wanted
me to join (I had a certain... reputation). One small detail -- though not tiny,
next to THEM I looked like Popeye next to Bluto.
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When I pointed this out, they reassured me.
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"Oh no... YOU carry the ball and we'll carry YOU!!!"
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These were the kinda guys who put holes in the walls with their noggins.
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You got balls, Maine-ah!!!! :toast:
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Spin-ah. (snicker)
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[Maine-ah]

31. that's the fun thing...

there are girls ranging from my size .... up to the omg I'm gonna get my ass kicked size...

I'm not scared, I've always wanted to get my nose fixed anyway.

I can't choose between spinna or loco soco

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. Loco soco..

it works for you...

[Maine-ah]

33. I think so too, Paddy.

:hi:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

35. and there ya have it..

Rock On "Loco Soco" :yourock:

[Maine-ah]

37. Thanks, Paddy :)

that was exactly what I needed. :hug: :yourock:

[MiddleFingerMom]

34. Web Spinna. n/t

[Maine-ah]

36. ooooh....I like that too!!

[nolabear]

38. I'm SO envious!! We love the Rat City Roller Girls!!

The Maine Event?

Maine-Line?

The Taz-Maine-ian Devil?

Really, I hope you regale us with your exploits.

[Maine-ah]

40. I think we're going with the name

Down East Area Derby....aka D.E.A.D

oh..and I like Taz-Maine-ian Devil...good play :)

[nolabear]

47. Well let me know if you ever get over to play the RCR or The Big Easy Rollergirls

I see both when I can. Got a website? I'll check for shirts. My fave Rat City Rollergirls team is The Derby Liberation Front and my husband is a Throttle Rockets fan. We're all about the merch.

[Maine-ah]

51. no website yet...

still a very young group. First training session for everyone in the league starts next week. I'll post updates though :)

[struggle4progress]

39. Chickadeadeye

Wintergreed
Tourmalice
Northern Spine
Land-locked Simone

Take a state symbol and tinker with it

[Maine-ah]

42. nice!

I had thought of doing something like that....

I wish I could sit here all afternoon...got to get off my ass and go to work...ugh.

[eppur_se_muova]

41. The Pain from Maine

or Bangor Asshard (open to misintepretation, though ...)

[bluesbassman]

43. That sounds so cool! If you want to go edgy, how about The MaineLiners.

Have fun! :hi:

[blogslut]

44. Hmm

Pierce Sparrow
Pierce Bronson
Maldred Pierce

[Swede]

45. Here are a few from MST3K

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x1038

[KamaAina]

48. Best. Roller Derby Name. Ever.

The Czech-born wife (now widow :cry: ) of NOLA blogging legend Ashley Morris (he was the basis for the John Goodman character in Treme) joined the Big Easy Roller Girls.

As "Soviet Block"! :rofl:

[pacalo]

52. I went down the alphabet & came up with a few...

Ann Arckey

Bea Deck

Cheri Bomb

Dee Mize

Kay Ottick

[meegbear]

53. The Militant Lesbian Feminist ...

that'll strike fear in 'em.