I don't want to hear ANYBODY claim that you all weren't warned about the evils of circumcision.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Richard Steele]

1. I was 18 hours old- I wasn't even warned that my food wouldn't always come from a breast!

Cut me a break! (PUN intended- get it?)

[TheMightyFavog]

2. I was circumcised as a baby.

My parents didn't have much money at the time, so they took me to the doctor running a "half off" special.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. The Jewish practitioner who performs circumcisions is known as a "mohel" (pronounced moil)...

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Q: Whatever became of that short-sighted mohel?
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A: He got the sack.
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[mockmonkey]

4. My foreskin went to Heaven...

so I have a foot in the door you might say, give or take an inch.

[av8rdave]

5. I was never consulted on the matter

When I was old enough to understand something was done, my parents simply told me I had Penis version 2.0

[siligut]

6. Guys and their dick jokes

:applause: :rofl: I am pleasantly surprised. Hope I didn't stick my nose into the boy's club door too far.

[ohiosmith]

7. Avoid the calamari at a bris. Just saying.

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. My old career was making sounds on keyboard synthesizers.

Pianos, strings, etc.

Making hundreds upon hundreds of sounds makes one skittish upon naming them. I once named an electric bass sound "Bris Bass". That one didn't make it past Marketing :rofl:

[rurallib]

9. Glenn Beck? Is that you, Glenn?

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Glenn Beck's "Unmancipation Proclamation"...

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"Foreskin and seven years ago..."
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[rurallib]

11. photobucket sure don't like you does it?

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. The ONLY thing I can think of there? A newborn was holding a knife to a doctor. Cartoon WTF?? n/t