pResidential anagrams

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I posted this on another site, when a poster suggested looking at anagrams for our Fierce Warrior Chieftains name. Being justly proud of my work, I offer it here.

Most anagrams of George Walker Bush, Jr. courtesy Martin's Java Applet Anagram Generator at: http://freespace.virgin.net/martin.mamo/anagram.html

(Punctuation added for clarity. Captions added for…well, I hope it’s obvious.)

A comment on his beautiful-minded mother:
Oh, a bulger grew jerks.

Comments on the youthful indiscretion phase:
Jr. be regular keg show.
Surreal how Jr. beg keg.
Greek rusher blow jag.
Jerker hugs blow gear.
Re: Jr.'s hug keg blow era.
Jerk hugs brew galore.
So gurgle beer, Jr. hawk.
Beware lush grog jerk.

A comment on his military career:
Huge berserk awol G. Jr.

On the failed 2000 election:
Gee. Burglar who's jerk.
Jr. beg, "Hurl Gore askew!"
Ugh! Jr. seek Gore brawl.
Huge jerk brawls Gore.

Reaction to the Court's decision in Bush v. Gore:
Jerk hero buggers law.
"Ugh! Larger jerk," we sob.

A Reaction to the pretzel incident:
Glee! Rug woke rash Jr.

On the business of leading our Bestest Coalition Partner into war:
Jr., he's gag blower re: UK.
Jr.: "UK sheer war boggle."
Where Jr. garbles, UK go.
Garble grew; Jr. hose UK.
Lo, Jr.! We're brash. Egg UK.

The national and international reaction of sane people to war talk:
Re hawk boggle: Sure, Jr.
War broker, he juggles.
Jr.: sleek bugger war ho.
Rebuke Jr.'s hog leg war.
Bogus, jerk-her-leg war.
Jr.: we hark globe's urge.

About those Neocons:
War jerk bugger holes.
Jr. err--bogus hawk glee.

General commentary on the little guy:
A bowleg jerk errs. Ugh!
Jr.'s a weak bugger holer.
Jerk who urges garble.
Jr., he grows bleak urge.

"Hey, Unka Dick. What's that light on the horizon?"
Hague glow, berserk Jr.

NOTE TO SECRET SERVICE: The following is an anagram of George Walker Bush, Jr. That is all it is. An anagram. Really.
We rough! Break Jr.'s leg.