Duct tape. Is there anything... ANYTHING it can't do?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Brother Buzz]

1. Seal ducting

"100% failure over ten years", says the egghead engineer with duck tape holding his glasses together.

[pacalo]

2. Now all she needs is blue jeans.

And maybe a floppy sunhat.

[Frank Cannon]

3. Mythbusters did a whole episode on it once

They actually made a sailboat out of the stuff.

[doc03]

4. Actually it is poor "duct" tape n/t

[zanana1]

5. It can't keep my cat from...

barfing on the living room rug.

[SteppingRazor]

8. It can if you cover the rug in duct tape. n/t

[LiberalEsto]

6. She's armed and dangerous

:hide:

[Mopar151]

7. Never use it as electrical tape

It conducts a little, 'specially if it gets wet - and once it gets a "carbon track"/burn mark, it'll short worse!

[Mopar151]

9. Won't seal an oil/fuel leak

Petroleum products turn the adhesive to slime.
Disposable diapers are the "McGyver" choice in this instance - a large Huggie will hold a quart of oil!

[Kali]

10. doesn't work in heat/sun

don't EVER try to use it to repair your car seats, at least in Arisona.

-signed, Sticky Butt

[LynneSin]

11. can't keep my cats from missing the damn litter box

ugh

[krispos42]

13. Tape the cat to the litter box

Ta-da!

[Duer 157099]

12. LOL

Really funny :thumbsup:

[bookworm65t]

14. helping with dental work?

I suggested to my dentist recently that he could use duct tape for any problems he found in my mouth. I said it just to be a smart-ass.

Stopped him in his tracks. His assistants thought it was funny. The look on his face was priceless.

:evilgrin: