Tampon Cat Toy

[blogslut]

Z.O.M.G.

http://jezebel.com/5742060/tampon-toy-will-appease-your-cats-bloodlust

I'll refrain from posting a pic. I will say, knowing cats like I do, it's kind of brilliant.

[Crystal Clarity]

1. I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the thought of someone

taking the time to knit that. :crazy:

Funny story, feminine hygiene related... One time when my daughter was about 3, my landlady brought some guy over to show off the apartment. I was planning to move to a different one and had given her notice, so she had run an ad in the paper.

Anyway, my landlady and this guy were checking it out while I tried to keep busy and stay out of their way. When they got to the bedroom, my landlady hesitated and asked if it was ok to go in there. She was afraid my daughter might be napping. "Sure" I said, "she's just playing w/her toys". I then went in there w/them to check on her, after suddenly realizing that she had gone a suspiciously long time w/out pestering me about something.

So we all three enter the room and there's my kid with not only tampons strewn all over the floor but every single one of my pads stuck to wall! And if that wasn't enough, my daughter walks over to this stranger and offers him one of the tampons. "Here, you have this" she said, handing him an unwrapped tampon which was dangling in her little 3 year old hand by the string. The poor guy's face got red w/embarrassment but he took it from her and recovered enough to say "thank you"... :blush:

Thankfully my landlady broke the awkward silence w/a huge burst of laughter. :rofl: I too can laugh at the memory now, but it was very embarrassing at the time.

[blogslut]

2. Oh my

I hope you keep that story in your arsenal to use as social blackmail, should the need arise. :evilgrin:

[Crystal Clarity]

3. Oh yes... I can't let that one go!

It could have been worse though... at least it wasn't my cat running around w/a used one hanging out of his mouth. :puke:

[Kali]

4. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!:toast:

[marzipanni]

6. LOL! My mom told us about my oldest brother

when he was three-years-old, picking up all the paper tags that had dropped off of bras when he went with her to a bra sale, while she looked through the merchandise.
Each tag had a picture of a model wearing a bra. My mom didn't notice he had put some in his pocket.
Going home on the streetcar he began handing them out, saying "Here's a ticket!"

[spinbaby]

5. Let me just gloat for a moment

I had a hysterectomy a few weeks ago and NEVER have to look at a tampon again.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. But you will be deprived of some of the most memorable experiences

that come from living with cats.

[spinbaby]

8. They were never really interested

They have milk jug rings to keep them amused.