True or False...Bacon makes anything taste Better?

[MadBadger]

[tabbycat31]

1. false

I think I'm the only carnivore who hates bacon.

[GoCubsGo]

31. I don't hate it, but...

...I don't think it's God's gift to my dinner plate. I can take it or leave it, for the most part.

[Iggo]

2. False.

Bacon tastes delicious and wonderful and heavenly...by itself.

Added to other things? Blech.

[pintobean]

3. Not ice cream

[MadBadger]

4. Oh I bet you it does!

The Crunchy kind

[TommyO]

8. Try again: Candied Bacon Ice Cream

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2008/03/candied-bacon-i-1/

[mulsh]

5. true- I submit Bacon Brulee

Luka's in downtown Oakland featured this delectable desert for a few months last year. brulee + bacon = heaven.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. False

[HopeHoops]

7. False. Bacon is disgusting.

[demosincebirth]

14. You must be a veggie (only) eater.

[TheMadMonk]

21. Indeed. The real thing. (LONG pig) or nothing. right?

[HopeHoops]

30. Even if you DO eat meat, the grocery store shit is disgusting.

If you're going to eat "bacon", get the real thing - slab bacon from a butcher shop.

[bigwillq]

9. Not always true.

I like Bacon, but not on everything.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. If you have never tried Chocolate covered Bacon, you are missing out.

I'm not so wild about bacon added to meat, but as long as it is crispy, I'm all over it.

[rrneck]

11. I'd eat rocks wrapped in bacon. nt

[slay]

12. Bacon wrapped in bacon covered with bacon and sprinkled with little bits of bacon

[struggle4progress]

13. Might as well buy a pound of lard and a pound of salt, salt the lard, and spoon it down

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Can I come over for dinner? n/t

[applegrove]

15. I add bacon to my Tim Horton's egg salad sandwiches. Love it.

[tridim]

16. False, it's impossible to make bacon taste better by adding bacon.

[MadBadger]

17. FALSE

"Hmm, this bacon tastes good, but I feel like it could be better. I know...MORE BACON!

[krispos42]

25. But it does increase the time the bacon is delicious

:yum:

[bikebloke]

18. I don't think Kevin has anything to do with it.

[petronius]

20. I don't want to go down this road. If we accept your hypothesis, then a simple mathematical

substitutions shows that everything else makes bacon taste worse. and I don't want to consider that the delectable bacon-cheeseburger, or the luscious BLT, or the scrumptious bacon-mushroom omelet, might in fact be foul crimes against bacon itself...

[TheMadMonk]

22. Thus logic decrees a bacon only diet. Where's the downside?

[petronius]

24. I see no downside - in fact, I'm having bacon for dinner.

Sure I'll have a bagel and some beer, and maybe some ice cream later, but that's only because I enjoy some things even if they don't rise to bacon quality awesomeness... :9

[krispos42]

26. Overall happiness in life goes up

Length of life goes down.

;-)

[TheMadMonk]

27. And?

[krispos42]

28. If you have twice as much happiness but lose 1/3 of your life...

...you have more overall happiness! :-)

[MadBadger]

23. A Judge on Guy Fieri's Tailgate show just said "Bacon makes everything taste better"

Right there with ya michelle

[jobycom]

29. Worms think so.

It gets you to them while you're still fresh and tender (I wish I had MFM's skill at coming up with a cute graphic of worms with utensils waiting beneath a house where someone was eating bacon, but alas, I don't).