It's not like MiddleFingerMom isn't TRYING to get into a relationship.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. Awww, poor thang. Bet he's a good catch.

But I'll bet you can't do a thing his Mama can't do better.

[bluesbassman]

2. Maybe if you asked for really nice one instead of a really bad one...

you might get some play. Could be wrong though 'cause...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc3KXwd8ZWQ

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I have found what Mae West said to be true...

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..."When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better."
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[chollybocker]

4. Are the ad rates cheap in the Loserville Gazette?

For instance, how much do they charge for a two-incher?

;)

[pacalo]

5. Freaky. Especially with a wooded area behind him.

"C'mon, girls!"?!?!

Ewww!

[Demoiselle]

6. That's sweet and sad and disturbing.

Like a lost puppy picture. But creepier.

[av8rdave]

7. Bet he could have had a really bad hooker for less than it cost to run that ad

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. What are you implying?

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That really bad hookers don't read the personals?
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[av8rdave]

9. No implications, but that ad reinforces some basic rules of living...

You should never go to the grocery store while hungry, and you should never post personal ads while horny.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Geeeezzzzzz...

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...now I'm pretty sure I shouldn't even SAY the words "personal ads" out loud.
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[dawg]

11. So none of you think my ad was a good idea, huh?

Well, it was worth a try!